Beholdeth, and be transfixed.

The crappy cartoons y'all wanted to see.
Contemporary:

19th Century:

Lawl, I like the guy's face in the first one. He's all like :O

LOL.

Periodic Table of the Elements
Puts elements in their places
Every single one unique
Rows upon rows
Individual boxes
Openly bond
Differing charges
Ionic radii decrease across rows
Compare to their neighbors
Take from them electrons
Abstaining from the fight, noble gases
Bow to no element
Let none bow to them
Electron stealers
Often lie to the right
Finding their victims
To their lefts
Hoping to meet no resistance
Enter forcibly into bonds
Exit those same bonds with a fight
Leaving their bonded without electrons
Empty, they drift
Meaningless, with no hope
Endlessly
Never able to regain what is lost
Titanium is
Silver

Miho is a neeeeerd.

*To the tune of the colour portion of Joseph's Coat*
There were fish and chips and tea and drink
And elephants and amoebas and clickers and bohds
And goons and fuel and el diablito
And green and herms and heaven and hell
And hog and juice (kimi ni juice o katte ageru!) and killers and kaps
And hinkleys and LBJ and kools and krystal
And logs and madmen and lovely little ones
And mist and niebla and oil and octane
And ozone and p-funk and parsley and peace
And parachutes and peeps! And peter pan
And pit and polvo and scaffle and scuffle
And puffy and sheets and snorts and spores
And soma and squirrels and sticks and surfers
And stardust and space bases, tic tacs
AND MORE!
(Yeah, that's all PCP right there. Cept for the fish. That was for British effect.)

Pope of Darwinish FTW! lulz