Hallway Hold ups

I hate when people stand in the hallways talking and you can't get through. I'm always like "excuse me" *pauses* "excuse me" *pauses and pushes through* "I SAID EXCUSE ME!"
And then they just give me that i-really-am-disgusted-by-the-fact-that-our-shoulders-bumped-for-a-second-as-im-trying-to-talk-to-my-boyfriend-whose-hands-are-so-far-in-my-pants-i-might-as-well-fuck-in-the-hallway face. And then frustratingly, I am the one that has to say sorry. And I have to be the one who walks away feeling like crap for 2 seconds before I realize that the whole situation wasn't even my fault. So now I am even more upset-at myself and at you for making me feel upset at myself because I should be upset just at you because I wasn't the one blocking the hallway standing and talking with your croonies. Stoopid hallway circles -.-...