Stuff I'm thinking of right now.

I Saw this GIF And Loved it

MOSCOW – A Russian news report says a small plane has crashed when the pilot lost his bearings and decided to ask a tractor driver for directions. No one was hurt. RIA-Novosti news agency quoted a local police spokesman as saying the accident happened Friday in southern Russia's Stavropol region.

It said the pilot lost his way, saw a tractor below and decided to land to get advice from the driver.

Oleg Ugnivenko, a spokesman for the regional branch of Russia's Emergency Situations Ministry, said the An-2 agricultural plane grazed the tractor while landing in the field and broke its landing gear. He said no one was hurt but gave no further details.

I Didn't think People Got this Stupid.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=271

Is Creepy and Funny

CHICAGO – No one knows how a tabby cat named Charles traveled the 1,300 miles from his New Mexico home to Chicago, but he's set for a complimentary flight home on American Airlines in a carrier donated by an Albuquerque business.

Charles disappeared about eight months ago while his owner was out of town and a friend was caring for him.

"Oh, I was crushed, and I found out while I was away volunteering with Habitat for Humanity, and I was so upset because I was in New Orleans so there was nothing I could do," said Robin Alex, of Albuquerque.

Then earlier this week, Alex received a call telling her Chicago Animal Care and Control had picked up her wandering cat as a stray. Staffers reached out to Alex after finding that Charles had a tracking microchip embedded between his shoulder blades, said the agency's executive director, Cherie Travis.

But Alex said she could not afford the round-trip ticket to Chicago to bring Charles home, so she was afraid he might be euthanized.

Enter fellow Albuquerque resident Lucien Sims. Sims said he has a tabby cat who strongly resembles Charles, and was moved when his mother sent him an online story about Alex and her pet.

Most importantly, Sims was on his way to Chicago on Thursday for a wedding, so he said he would go to the shelter, pick up Charles and bring him back to New Mexico.

Sims has made all the arrangements for Charles' return, including getting a company to donate a cat carrier and American Airlines to waive the cat's travel fee.

Travis said Charles is definitely ready for his next adventure.

"He's in good condition," she said. "He needs a good brushing. He's got a little bit of a cold — a little bit of an upper respiratory infection — but otherwise he's in great condition."

WOW

PHILADELPHIA – A New Jersey man was jailed after he intentionally vomited on an off-duty police captain and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Phillies game, police said.

Matthew Clemmens, 21, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was charged with assault, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct and related offenses for the incident at Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game. He was being held Friday on $36,000 bail.

Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and his daughter after a companion of Clemmens' was kicked out for unruly behavior, police said.

Clemmens retaliated by vomiting on Michael Vangelo, an off-duty Easton police captain, and his daughter, Philadelphia police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore said.

"It was the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever seen," Vangelo said Friday. "He has two fingers down his throat, he lunges forward and vomits on myself and my 11-year-old."

Vangelo said he tried to push his children safely behind him, and Clemmens punched him in the face. Four or five fans in the next section rushed to help, Vangelo said. They held him until police arrived — someone punching Clemmens in the face as he tried to break free — and an officer was also hit with vomit, Vanore said.

Clemmens' listed phone number is disconnected.

Rob McElhenney Is Not PLeased

READING, Vt. – A 120-pound Vermont black bear is back in the woods after getting its head stuck in a milk can. It took a state biologist, firefighters and police about 45 minutes to free the bear's head from the can after the animal was found late Sunday morning off Vermont Route 106 in the town of Reading.

The Rutland Herald said officials estimate the bear had its head stuck in the old fashioned milk can for at least six hours before it was found.

Fish and Wildlife Biologist Forrest Hammond said the bear had been running and bumping into trees and boulders.

Hammond used soap to lubricate the bear's head so the can could be pulled off, but it didn't work. Firefighters helped him cut the can off.

Oh MIIIhooo...

I Dont know about you but this is ohn ethe funnies thigs EVAR

I Was Browsing Hetalia Fanfiction when i found This User who is a Christian That Feels Yoai and Yuri Are against her Beliefs
Who has Written Stories for Hetalia -Axis Powers, Kingdom Hearts and YU-gi-oh

Hetalia Shipping She Supports:
CanadaxUkraine, EnglandxQueen Elizabeth I, ChinaxMulan, AustriaxHungary, AmericaxBelarus

I Didn't Think it was Possible to Support Het in Hetalia...

Quote :

"AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND!"

Nope he's Gay,

That's a library?! Wow...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XVWR-5fiG0

Embeding is disable but this is the most amazing music video i have ever seen. My AUnt went to sunday school with the bass player. he is inspiring to bass player everywhere, mostly in my area.

Ok I havnt done any weird news for i while But this story was interesting...

Ok so I few months ago a girl found a twele pack of beer in her teenage brothers room and ratted him out to her parents, Who in turn grounded him for three months, This kinda thing happens all the time but read on

the brother, in retaliation find his sisters "Hookup list" (I list of the guys she's done sexual things to, obiviously) And POSTS it on FACEBOOK, and to be really cruel put taggs to all of the guys

Disproportanite retaliation? Yes. Funny? Hell yes
http://www.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys

I Want you all to know that friend of mine had a friend who committed Suicide. he was 6'8". and i took all the strength i had not to make a "He made himself taller" Joke at her expense.





DAMN YOU ASYLUM_FREAK!!

I'm sorry XD

I Made a motivater with that pic but i wanna wait to post it on DA

HERE IT IS!