The person below meh...

Rawr.
TPBM is the guy who soul I'mma eatin'

Too late. I have no soul to steal.

TPBM will get a cookie at Midnight.

















































































Not.

You're worse than Emmy calling me a mythical short person!
TPBM has offended me in some way.

That's two for two.


TPBM should be asleep so i can rape her. Or kill her. Or something.

*locks the doors*
TPBM is a drama

Like ohmygod, what are you wearing, its hideous.
(I hate drama queens)
TPBM is drinking sprite.

Now that you mention it, I want some Sprite
TPBM is hiding from the law.

I am.

TPBM will join my World War Four game.

Yep
TPBM will do better than me in said game.

Most likely.

TPBM has no idea what I am thinking right now.

Something pervy?
TPBM is a procrastinator

...Yes.
TPBM agrees that this cartoon's gonna be really crappy.

No i don't.

TPBM has low self esteem.

No way! I'm POSITIVE.
TPBM is reading Things Fall Apart.

I Don't think so.

TPBM Has Webed toes.

Wrong.

TPBM needs a new face.

My face is okay enough.

TPBM Is hopeing For an great yellow block o' Cheese

Yes i am.

TPBM will make a shameless plug for this site.

Already Have

TPBM Had a dreaam where he lived in a house of perfection then wokeup in his crappy mobile home.

Nope, I was trapped in my house by evil rats.
TPBM hates homework as much as I do.

Even more.

TPBM needs a shower.

*Sniffs* I Think so

TPBM secrety Watches South park on WGN

Nope. I secretly watch it on Comedy Central.

TPBM is single

Yes, that heppens when you live in the middle of nowhere

TPBM belives there cell phone is trying to kill them

IT'S EVIL I TELLZ YA!!!

TPBM needs a therapist