Ask a question to the person below you.

Because you compare it to fun things.
What's up?

Out of tune silence.
Why is my silence so very out of tune?

It sounds flat
Why are my hands cold?

Because you like making ice cubes feel bad about themselves.
Why does Windows wait until I'm in the middle of something to bitch about updates?

Because it hates you
Can you type fast?

Yes, just not very coherently.
Do you see subliminal messages everywhere?

Subliminal messages?! What do you (Hail me) mean?
Why is no one posting in the picture forum?

Because Miho's reading an awful book, and no one else is on.
Why the hell did Miho post without a f*EFF*king question and have to add it in right now?

Because questions are hard to think of.
What color is The Pope's soul?

Rainbow

Who else loves Future Cheese

Never tried it.
Do you underestimate the cabbage?

Cabbage is freaky man. It'll eat you when you're not looking.
Does someone want me to see if I can get some of the Joseph-backstage pics up?

I guess
Why is it that I have TWENTY TWO new pictures I haven't posted yet?

Because Miho's a lazy bitch
Why'd the techies dump Noah in the well?

The same reason Satoshi hasn't been in the last three episodes of DN Angel I watched (I loves Satoshi. And Krad.)
Have you ever went to see a friend only to find a golden caterpillar? (GOLDEN CATERPILLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

no but I! FOUND! SPARTA!!!!!

Do you spend a lot of time at tvtropes.org?

Not really.
Are you sad?

A little bit.

Are you wondering why i keep reviving old threads?

Not really.
What are you looking foward to?

Saturday in general.

What is your REAL name?

I've told you. I are the Night Mother. Sithis' wife.
Are you a Daedra worshipper?

No
Aren't Frenchmen nice?

No they are not.

Isn't it much more fun with 6 games instead of 2?

Yes. Yes it is?
What are you doing in my house?

Eating the food in your fridge.

Why am I not ?