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Because life is just that lame.
Why am I not

Because you have 2 eyes.

Do chickens have breasts? Popeye tells me they do.

They do....wait.. then that means....*Throws up*

TIS THREAD IS RIVIVEN BITCHES! How do you feel?

Particularly empty.
Why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?

Because...
Dogs Don't Like Michael Vick
Michael Vick Worked for the Falcons before he went to prison
The Falcons are in Atlanta
Atlanta in Georia.

That Logic is FLAWLESS.

What flaws did my logic have?

None.
Bacon?

With L, and T.

WHy is regular show so awesome?

Because CN did something right.
How tall am I?!

You are 5'1"1/2. But you round up, because that is what southerners do.

How Tall am I?

5'8", right?
How tall is the shadowhog?

The shadow hog is as tall as will be, when it stops being lazy.

Why did the sopranos end like

it was symbolic of the fact that i don't know who you

why is dev not kawaii?

because I'm too sugoi

Why does mazz hurt me this way?

because my ochinchin is just too large. I should have used more lube.

what is my BIGGEST secret?

That she isn't as kawaii as she says she is

Why is Dezzew the best ship ever?

BECAUSE it has my name in it.


where is my rat i seriously lost her somewhere in my room

Killing some Peasant.

Can you say something bad about Game of Thrones?

yes.

Can eating pot stickers make me japanese?

no

why is mazz such a lousy weeaboo?

BECAUSE...it is opposite day.

why is my sig and av so damn kawaii?

BECAUSE ONE MUST BE HIGH TO UNDERSTAND KURUKODESU~'S HUMOR.
DO YOU REQUIRE A MAP?

if theres place you need to go im the ohne you need to know
im the mazz

why does dev never shower?

Because she wakes up after the hot water's been used up.

How did I get so damn cool anyway?

You were too lazy to move from in front of the air conditioner.
Is there nothing ponies can make better?

No. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIN.
Is my life going to become stable?