Asylum's Official Bored Board.

This is a board for some funny, weird things you've seen. And I don't mean in picture form.
I'll start.
Today, at the mall, my mom noticed a brand of perfume that she thought was funny. She told me to see what it was.
The name of the brand: Fcuk.

Wait like the game Time Fcuk?

It was a brand of perfume... I thought it was funny cos it was an anagram of Fuck

There's a game on newgrounds that's called Time Fcuk. That's what i was asking. Funny.

Alright! Let's learn how to make money!
You'll need:
-An innocent child
-A whole lotta bouncy balls
-A Bar or some other place with drunk people.

Get the innocent child to sell the bouncy balls so you can buy more. Repeat this awesome cycle.

Here's a motivator I made out of boredom.

Ain't that the truth^

Here's a little China motivator I made. XD Why did the anime give him a girly voice?

Anyone remember Mina and the Count? That's like, the most memorable of the Oh Yeah Cartoons! I made a motivator out of it.

*Corrects that by mentally replacing "vampire" with "woodland pixie".

Miho wrote:

*Corrects that by mentally replacing "vampire" with "woodland pixie".

They think Edward is a vampire, so therefore, they glomp vampires.

asylum_freak wrote:

Miho wrote:

*Corrects that by mentally replacing "vampire" with "woodland pixie".

They think Edward is a vampire, so therefore, they glomp vampires.

Hn. At least Abel's safe from them. Half my facebook friends are Twilight obsessed, none of them have seen Trinity Blood.

I took a ranking quiz for my favorite Hetalia Pairings. Let's see how it turned out.
1 USA x England
2 Germany x Italy
3 Russia x Belarus
4 Austria x Hungary
5 Holy Roman Empire x Chibitalia
6 USA x Canada
7 Lithuania x Poland
8 Greece x Japan
9 Germany x Austria
10 France x England
11 Prussia x Austria
12 Switzerland x Austria
13 Spain x Romano
14 Russia x Lithuania
15 Russia x China
16 France x Seychelles
16 Cuba x Canada
18 France x Spain
19 Sweden x Finland
20 Korea x China
21 Switzerland x Liechtenstein
22 Roman Empire x Germania
23 USA x Prussia
23 Japan x Taiwan
23 Prussia x Frederick II
23 France x Jeanne D'Arc
23 Russia x Prussia
23 France x Canada
23 Romano (S. Italy) x Italy (N. Italy)
23 Russia x USA
23 Turkey x Greece
23 Denmark x Norway
23 Korea x Japan
23 Prussia x Hungary
23 Hong Kong x China
23 Germany x Prussia
37 England x Japan
38 Denmark x Sweden

I like how it put the top ten. Most of the ones that were 23 were just like WTF to me. EnglandxJapan probably shoulda been higher. It's an okay pairing, I wouldn't put it next to last on a rank sheet.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asylum_freak!
1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of asylum_freak every year.
2. Asylum_freak can smell some things up to six miles away.
3. Asylum_freak cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
4. Never store asylum_freak at room temperature.
5. Devoid of her cells and proteins, asylum_freak has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
6. If you cut asylum_freak in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
7. By tradition, a girl standing under asylum_freak cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from asylum_freak.
9. Asylum_freak is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
10. If you lace asylum_freak from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

Does anyone know what's going on here?

Some translations I got for popular anime of 2009

Male
Keion one place!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya 2 position
Rank 3 Lucky ☆ Star
Gundam Series 4 position
Saki-saki-5 position
6 Neon Rank
7 place Lyrical Nanoha
8 Hetalia place
9 Clannad place
Rank 10 Toradora!

Female
Gundam one place
2 Keion place!
Code Geass 3 Rank
Macross Frontier 4 Rank
Neon Toradora 5 place!
Rank 6 The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Rank 7 Lucky ☆ Star
Clannad 8 place
9 Gurren place
Minami-ke 10 position

I lawl at the fact that Hetalia's 8th on the guy's list, but not on the girl's. There are a couple here that I am not sure of, so I'm looking up.

MEMEGENS!
Axis Powers Hetalia Movie Party of Awesomeness!
Who invited you? Canada
What movie watching food do you eat? Human Blood
Where do you sit? On the floor
Comedy movie! Who thinks it's HILARIOUS? Sweden
Who hates it? Latvia
Horror movie! Who is scared? Canada
Disney movie! Who thinks it'll suck? America
Chance he/she ends up crying 66%
Romance movie! Who makes a move on you? Canada
Who gets bored of movies? Sweden
What does he/she do? Shoots everyone in the room.
Who gets mad at the person? Estonia
Action Movie! Who is excited during the car chase? Belarus
Cliched Last Question. Who kisses you goodbye? Spain
XD America crying at a Disney movie. That is always fun to watch. That's all I can say.

Axis Powers Hetalia Birthday Party
Who shows up first? Belarus
What does he/she say? _______! *glomp!*
Who showed up last? Romano
Who didn't show up at all? Latvia
Cake time! Who tries to steal it? Sealand
Who gets angry at the thief? France
What does the angry one do? Shoot the thief
Presents! You got... MONEY
From... Lithuania
And... A hug
From... England
You play pin the tail on the donkey. Sealand
Pins the tail on... Finland
Who won? Poland
Everyone leaves since I'm out of ideas. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Who is last to leave? Prussia
He/She Kisses you
YAY! MONEY! AND A HUG FROM IGGY! Belarus glomping me? That is completely out of character.

Axis Powers Hetalia Game Party
Everyone is bored. Who suggests playing games Germany
The first game you play is... Cranium
Team 1 is A) you, B) Canada
, C) Poland
, and D) China
Team 2 is A) Austria
, B) Austria
, C) Switzerland
, and D) Prussia
You go first and you do Scissors
Person __ on your team B
thinks it's you making fun of them
Your team... Loses
The 2nd game is Monopoly
You're against... 1) France
, 2) Lithuania
, and 3) Switzerland
Who wins 2
Third game is spin the bottle. You land on Russia
Chance you like it 38%
Chance they like it 1%
One last game. Everyone plays. It's... Race
Who wins Estonia
What does the winner get? One wish from France (:O)
Austria is TWO PEOPLE And I feel bad for Estonia.

Axis Powers Hetalia Vacation
Who invited you? Greece
Where are you going? To the museum
Who do you have the joy of sitting next to? Latvia
How annoying is he/she on a scale from 1-10? 6
Who fell asleep on the bus? Romano
Who pranks the poor sap? Latvia
You're here! You have to room with... Austria
There is only one bed. What happens? The other person suggestively suggests sharing the bed, but you beat them up and throw them out the window.
Who is most bored on this trip? Belarus
Who finds the trip interesting? Poland
On the way back, you sit with Greece
Who... Plays MASH with you
Chance you make it back alive 48%
Chance you have fun 38%
Chance you become one with Russia 80%
Why the hell is Austria being a pervert? I'd expect that from Prussia, but not Austria. Lawl 80% chance of becoming one with Russia.

Axis Powers Hetalia Holiday Fair of Sorts, Iunno
Who invited you? Romano
Four people ride with you there. They are 1) Romano
2) Sealand
3) Sweden
and 4) Sweden
Person one decides to... Sing holiday songs to
This person. 2
Who is most annoyed 3
You arrive. Who rushes to sit in Santa's lap? Russia
What does he/she want To rip off Santa's beard XD
Who buys you something? Sealand
What is it? Marshmallows to roast
You ride on the Ferris wheel with? Poland
At the top, he/she Points to all the people he/she can see
Who made out on the Ferris Wheel? Prussia
And Cuba
Olook. A funhouse! Who, well... has fun? Greece
Who thinks these rides are cheap? Poland
Who beats them up for saying such LIES England
Who falls out of a rollercoaster on cue? Germany
Chance He/she survives 39%
Who stayed by the fire the whole time? Poland
Chance you had fun 29%
Now Su-san is TWO PEOPLE. Russia ripped off Santa's beard. Lawl. Aww... Sea-kun bought me mawshmawwows. PrussiaxCuba? XD And the cheap ride thing, I can see England saying it and Poland saying it's a lie, but not the other way around. And how is Poland by the fire the whole time if he rode the ferris wheel with me?

EDIT: I did in fact make these ones, as well as a few more. I posted my favorites that I made. And yes, I'm this cliched.

MOAR MEMEGENS!

KERORO GUNSO: CRACK PAIRING GENERATOR, DE ARIMASU!
Your pairing is... Viper
And... Koyuki
Horrified Observer. Dororo
He/She Keeps watching
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *is dead*

Axis Powers Hetalia Crack Pairing Generator
Your crack pairing is Belarus
and Cuba
Who is the horrified observer America
He/She Commits Suicide
Wat?

EDIT: HEY PEOPLE LOOK ME UP! http://memegen.net/view_meme/search_user?search=Kihonwamarukaitechikyuu
For some reason, not all my memegens will show up. My Holiday Fair and Keroro Crack Pairing Generator aren't there...

Hey look, a Dororo motivator.

ZOMFG CRACK PAIRINGS!
Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)/Robin (Batman)
Kermit the Frog (Muppets)/Dilbert
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)/The Guide (Hitchhiker's Guide)
Sally Brown (Peanuts)/Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)
Tom Sawyer/Huck Finn (Huck Finn)
Indiana Jones/Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)/Vendetta (Making Fiends)
Benjamin Franklin/Godzilla
HAL (2001: A Space Odyssey)/Goku (Saiyuki)
George W. Bush/Christina Aguilera
Johnny Depp/Alex Trebek (Jeopardy)
Homestar Runner/Groundskeeper Willie (The Simpsons)
John Adams/Hiwatari Satoshi (D.N. Angel)
Pumbaa (The Lion King)/Jiraiya (Naruto)

Heylook! A ranked list of my favorite KG Openings and endings.
1. Nante Suteki Na Doyoubi
2. Kurutto Mawatte Ikkaiten
3. Shouri no Hanabira
4. Kero to March (All of them, cos I said so.)
5. Mendokusei March
6. Kokoro no Mondai
7. Kekekeroro no Daisakusen
8. Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
9. Bokura no Aikotoba
10. Kimi ni Juice wo Katte Ageru
11. Katte ni Shinryakusha
12. Fundari Kettari
13. Afro Gunso
14. Omatase Pekopon Icchou
15. The How to Draw Songs
16. Zenkoku Musekinin Jidai
17. Hello Darwin
18. Kuttsuke Hattsuke Wonderland
19. Niko Niko Champ
20. Hareru Michi
21. You-You-You
22. Hallelujah!
23. Kero Neko no Tango
24. Eien Ni
25. Cycling Recycle
26. Daijoubu Supponpon Friend

EDIT: I put the newest ending on the list, and moved up Niko Niko Champ.
EDIT 2: Moved around Bokura no Aikotoba and Mendokusei March.

More_Black_Man wrote:

lulz

MOAR CRACK PAIRINGS!
Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)/Yami Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)
Elmo (Sesame Street)/Penny Gadget (Inspector Gadget cartoon)
Yami Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)/The King (Burger King commercials)
Spongebob Squarepants/Alice (Dilbert)
The Cheat (Homestar Runner)/Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)/Winston Churchill
Apollo (Greek mythology)/Goku (Saiyuki)
Socrates/Pink Panther
Paris Hilton/Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)
Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)/Riku Harada (DNAngel)
Rapunzel's Prince (Into The Woods)/Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
Josef Stalin/Simon (Lord of the Flies)
Rasputin/Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide)
Pikachu/Walt Disney
Catharine Parr/Alexander the Great
Britney Spears/Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Cyborg (Teen Titans)/Willy Wonka
Tinky Winky (Teletubbies)/Matilda (Matilda)
Dark (D.N. Angel)/Hector (The Iliad)
Veruca Salt (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)/Orlando Bloom
The Raven (Poe)/Satoshi Hiwatari (D.N. Angel)