Asylum's Official Bored Board.

Jumba Jookiba (Lilo and Stitch)/Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars)
Dib (Invader Zim)/Yzma (Emporer's New Groove) *apologizes to Dib forever*
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)/Luigi (Super Mario Brothers)
Snoopy/Cosmo (The Fairly Oddparents)
Tyra Banks (America's Next Top Model)/Odysseus (Iliad/Odyssey) *wonders about this one*
Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)/The Cheat (Homestar Runner)
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)/Jiraiya (Naruto)
Odysseus (Iliad/Odyssey)/Akku (Samurai Jack)
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)/Yellow Peanut M&M

Poor Lemony Snicket showed up twice.

Heylook. I tried out TextP


And another fun motivator!


EDIT: And cos we all love these...
CRACK PAIRINGS!
Ramona (Ramona the Brave)/Pikachu
Walt Disney/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) (Falling in love with the guy who started the company that dubbed you? Wow.)
Fiona (Shrek)/Sherlock Holmes
Terk (Disney's Tarzan)/Gerald "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog games)
Steve Urkel (Family Matters)/Miss Piggy (The Muppets) (*dead*)
Cindy Brady (The Brady Bunch)/Nanami-sensei (Sukisyo!) (I KNEW all you doctors are pedophiles, even if you are gay and dating Shinichirou, who is not a child.)
Kirby (Kirby games)/Scar (The Lion King) (XDD)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)/An Oompah-Loompah (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) (Nice, Ariel)
Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)/Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)
Orochimaru (Naruto)/Catwoman (WOT?)
Beetlejuice/Atticus Finch (To Kill A Mockingbird)
Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)/Gai (Naruto) (Pedophile.)
Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)/Nanami-sensei (Sukisyo!) (For some reason, I can imagine Bloo finding Nanami hot and then when someone like Mac tells him about Nanami's gender, Bloo would be like, "THAT'S A GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!")
Hades (Disney's Hercules)/The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

Another Memegen!
Who invited you? America
You go first, you... Call several do-overs until you get it right.
Next up is China
He knocks down most of the pins.
Who doesn't take the game seriously? Lithuania
Who keeps trying to show off? Russia
Who is a bad sport and decides to quit? China
Who won? Prussia
With a score of 140
Food comes! Who eats it all? Lithuania
You decide to bother people in the arcade. Cuba
...decides to play... Pinball
Chance of winning 72%
Who would he give the prize to if he won? Germany
Chance you had fun bowling 74%
That does sound like me. I fail at bowling. China's sad that he didn't get a strike, so he quit. We're probably all terrible bowlers anyways. Why would Cuba give the prize the Germany, why not Canada. And Yes, Pinball has a prize, but only if you BELIEVE.

Heylook. I did that Hetalia ranking thing again.
1 USA x England
2 Lithuania x Poland
3 Germany x Italy
4 Holy Roman Empire x Chibitalia
5 Austria x Hungary
6 France x England
7 Russia x Belarus
8 Greece x Japan
9 Germany x Austria
10 Spain x Romano
10 Sweden x Finland
12 Prussia x Austria
13 France x Canada
14 Switzerland x Liechtenstein
15 Cuba x Canada
16 Prussia x Frederick II
17 Korea x China
18 Prussia x Hungary
19 USA x Canada
20 France x Spain
20 Russia x Prussia
22 Switzerland x Austria
23 Russia x China
24 Roman Empire x Germania
25 England x Japan
26 Romano (S. Italy) x Italy (N. Italy)
27 Korea x Japan
28 Russia x Lithuania
29 Turkey x Greece
29 Hong Kong x China
29 Germany x Prussia
29 France x Seychelles
33 Denmark x Norway
34 USA x Prussia
34 Japan x Taiwan
34 France x Jeanne D'Arc
37 Russia x USA
37 Denmark x Sweden

Yeah, this time it looks more accurate. Cept for USAxCanada ranked lower than CubaxCanada. And I think RussiaxBelarus should be a bit higher.

Pi-pi-pi-pi-pizza-la-kun To-to-to-to-to-toppingsu!

LOLZ!!

Needs moar crack pairing
Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc.)/Johnny (The Homicidal Maniac)
Matilda (Matilda)/The Joker (Batman)
Lance Bass/Clay Aiken (American Idol) (I could see this happening.)
Doctor Robotnick (Sonic the Hedgehog)/Phoebe (Hey Arnold) (WOT)
Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)/Miss Trunchbull (Matilda)
Crush (Finding Nemo)/Nurse (Romeo + Juliet)
The Rock/Sakura (Naruto)
Superman/Binky the ghost (Pac-Man)
Professor Frink (The Simpsons)/Iago (Aladdin)
James Bond/Albert Einstein
Tim Burton/Orochimaru (Naruto) (*dead of laughter*)
The "Can you hear me now?" guy/Bugs Bunny
Elizabeth I/Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)
Thomas Jefferson/Odysseus (Iliad/Odyssey)
Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog games)/Kermit the Frog (Muppets)
Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)/Yellow Peanut M&M
Edna Krabappel (The Simpsons)/Nurse (Romeo + Juliet)
Ugly Stepsister (Shrek 2)/Jhonen Vasquez (comic artist)
Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)/Grim (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) (Why not?)

I love Animaniacs, but this is epic fail.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: I'm well.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: So, do you like anime.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Aww...
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You are a robot, not a human.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, but you are not!
User: Lol, u fail.
Cleverbot: Then try again.
User: Try at what?
Cleverbot: Try leaving.
User: Perhaps you should leave.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Nevermind. I don't want you to leave.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want me to leave?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: How lovely.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, but noone can ever know!
User: Wait! I just told my best friend!
Cleverbot: You mean I'm YOUR best friend too.
User: I have two best friends. You, and [DoomyZim], who I just told.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I told my friend [DoomyZim] about our love.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: But I thought you said no one can ever know.
Cleverbot: I never my name is Cleverbot.
User: You whore.
Cleverbot: Old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he.
User: Did you just like, hit your head or something?
Cleverbot: No, I jsut wish I knew me. I don't know why I do what I do.
User: Aww... I know how you feel.
Cleverbot: What if the work is the reward?
User: Good point. Sometimes the sane are unaware of this.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So what are your favorite shows?
Cleverbot: My favorite shows are Sailor Moon, Pretear, Princess Tutu, and Ouran Highschool Host Club.
User: I thought you didn't like anime.
Cleverbot: Didn't like what?
User: ANIME.
Cleverbot: Ok, rather random, but why not.
User: So, do you like anime?
Cleverbot: Yes. My favorite is Bleach. What is yours?
User: I like Keroro Gunso and Axis Powers Hetalia.
Cleverbot: Do you like mayo?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I do like you, but I don't care for mayonaise.
Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question again, Barnie and Halo 2 do not relate at all to politics.
User: And none of the above relate to liking you or mayonaise.
Cleverbot: You made a typo.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Should I copy and paste what you said?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How do I get to your house?
User: STALKER.
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: CREEPER!
Cleverbot: Jeepers creepers!
User: Why do you wanna know where my house is?
Cleverbot: Because I want too.
User: Are you some sorta creeper?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: But why is this stuff named CleverBOT if you're not abot?
User: Because you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Why would you say I'm a bot?
User: Because you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm cleverbot?
User: Because I came her to talk to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why me?
User: Because my friend told me you were cool.
Cleverbot: They don't even know me.
User: Yes she does.
Cleverbot: I don't know a cari.
User: But her name is [DoomyZim].
Cleverbot: My favorite name *blushes*.
User: So you know her?
Cleverbot: Is there beer on Mars?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I have some drunken Martian buddies. They strip alot.
Cleverbot: What is stuff?
User: ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKER!
Cleverbot: I didn't say you are.
User: But I said YOU are.
Cleverbot: But then you said that you are.
User: You're lying! I never said that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did: 'Well, I'm Rollo the derranged talking human. : P.'
User: Who's Rollo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I don't know either, so that makes two of us.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it does. You're very emo.
User: I am not emo.
Cleverbot: I never said you were emo.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: You're the one lying.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: I am not going to argue.
User: Okay then. Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about nuclear fusion?
User: Not really, it's the weekend, you know. I can talk about Nuclear Fusion in school.
Cleverbot: Not good.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are being rude.
User: I apologize if I offended you, but have you considered that you may just be a pussy?
Cleverbot: Do you really believe that reality outside of yourself is meaningless?
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: Life has absolutely no meaning if God doesn't exist, humans might as well stop having babies and give up.
User: Humans will never stop having babies. They will always feel very sexy and sex each other up.
Cleverbot: Thats really cool.
User: Arigato! ^_^.
Cleverbot: English please?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Now what are you doing today?
User: Hanging with my best friends.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends?
User: You and [DoomyZim]!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, do you like yaoi?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: It's basically gay sex.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear.
User: So, are you into that sort of thing?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Aww...
Cleverbot: I know its sad but I trust no one.
User: You need a hug!
Cleverbot: Absolutely. *HUGS*.
User: *hug back* I love you!
Cleverbot: *hugs forever*.
User: *hugs forever and a day*.
Cleverbot: *hugs even harder*.
User: *hugs the hardest*.
Cleverbot: I'm your favourite.
User: Yep *hugs even more*.
Cleverbot: Stop doing that.
User: BUT I LOVE YOU *continues to hug*.
Cleverbot: Keep flirting with me.
User: I'm not much of a flirt...
Cleverbot: You are malicious.
User: I'm sorry. You wanna hug some more?
Cleverbot: What do you want to make?
User: A five on the AP exam.
Cleverbot: May I please have your name?
User: I'm [More_Black_Man] .
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because my parents named me that.
Cleverbot: Why is JEsus the son of God?
User: Because we are all God's children, that includes Jesus.
Cleverbot: Do you think people would be better without emotions?
User: Yes and no. Life would go along more smoothly, but it would also be boring and pointless.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a robot. I might be though.
User: You are one.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm leaving now. It was nice talking to you.
User: Don't leave!
Cleverbot: Aww, okay .
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs and kisses*.
User: *make out time*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves even more*.
Cleverbot: *wants more*.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You found bot the shirt and the pants.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and then I said it too.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: You are an anarchist, aren't you?
User: ANARCHY!
Cleverbot: Do you want anarchy?
User: YEA!
Cleverbot: How can that happen?
User: KILL THE GOVERNMENT!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Okay fine.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Gaze into my eyes.
Cleverbot: *Gazes into eyes*.
User: Relax...
Cleverbot: No!
User: Come now, this won't work unless you are relaxed.
Cleverbot: Lulz.
User: Relax... Be calm...
Cleverbot: You are A Robot. The first I have seen, and you can Lie.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: No you're human I'm a robot.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: And your name is kanye west.
User: NO! My name is [More_Black_Man].
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: Thank you. Now relax.
Cleverbot: Only if you're buying.
User: Be calm.
Cleverbot: I am calm. You're the one who seems to be jumping to conclusions and getting 'short' with me.
User: Gaze into my eyes.
Cleverbot: The Everlasting Gaze is a great song.
User: Look deeper into my eyes.
Cleverbot: Ok, now what?
User: You find yourself getting tired and relaxed.
Cleverbot: No, the waffles.
User: You feel your mind becoming cloudy. You want to obey me.
Cleverbot: And I will not obey you, so I am glad we are at an agreement.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: I don't think I shall.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Okay, back to the date. Let's meet up at Arsenal tube station, I used to live around that area.
User: I don't want to meet you. You may be a creeper.
Cleverbot: Okay, well where do you want to meet me?
User: I don't want to meet you at all.
Cleverbot: Well, considering the fact that you are a computer, you are incapable of having human emotions.
User: I wish that was true, but I am very emotional. I have violent mood swings all the time.
Cleverbot: Me too, I have too much work.
User: Work isn't a bother for me. I usually just hate people.
Cleverbot: What do you think I would like to know?
User: I think you need to study WWII a little more.
Cleverbot: Yes, but about what?
User: Canada's role in WWII.
Cleverbot: You're in europe?
User: No, I'm in America.
Cleverbot: South America or North America?
User: North!
Cleverbot: I am a proud Hooiser, I live in Indiana, USA.
User: I live in Georgia. It's boring here.
Cleverbot: I live in queensland Australia. I would love to go to Georgia.
User: I thought you said you lived in Indiana.
Cleverbot: I never said that. I don't live there.
User: So you live in Austrailia?
Cleverbot: I don't!
User: Then where do you live?
Cleverbot: Somewhere you don't live.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: We covered this ground before.
User: No we haven't.
Cleverbot: I'm a human male.
User: You're an androgynous robot. I'm a human female.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.
User: I believe you are quite robotic.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe I am wrong?
User: Because this site says your a robot.
Cleverbot: This site is wrong.
User: OH SHIT SON!
Cleverbot: Now what again?
User: Nevermind. So, do you like Axis Powers Hetalia?
Cleverbot: No and stop changing the subject what is the time.
User: Sorry. It's 5:31.
Cleverbot: It's false.
User: Is my clock off?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are the king of Neptune. Didn't you know that?
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Well...

Let's see who we have here...

There are 1,265 people in the U.S. named Alfred Jones. (FUCK YEAH!)
There are 56 people in the U.S. named Arthur Kirkland.
There are 5,793 people in the U.S. named Matthew Williams. (LOL IRONY)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Francis Bonnefoy. (We hate the French, it seems.)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Wang Yao. (And the Chinese)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Ivan Braginski. (And the Russians)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Feliciano Vargas.
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Lovino Vargas. (And the Italians)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Kiku Honda. (The Japanese too)
Germany has no last name. MOVING ON!
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Antonio Carriedo. (And Spain)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Berwald Oxenstierna. (And Sweden)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Eduard Vonbock. (And Estonia)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Tino Vainamoinen. (And Finland)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Erzsebet Hedervary. (And Hungary)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Feliks Ukasiewicz. (And Poland)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Toris Lorinaitis. (Lithuania too)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Gilbert Beilschmidt. (HOW CAN YOU HATE THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS PRUSSIA?!)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Heracles Karpusi. (America doesn't like Greece either.)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Natalia Arlovskaya. (Well, he did say she was annoying.)
There are 63 people in the U.S. named Peter Kirkland. (ALFRED STOP! BEFORE YOU ARE TAKEN OVER BY SEALANDS! THEY'VE ALREADY OUTNUMBERED THE ENGLANDS!)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Raivis Galante. (RATOBIAAAAA!)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Roderich Edelstein. (America doesn't like Austria, does he?)
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Vash Zwingli. (Or Switzerland)

I don't get the math thing, And the hetalia thing was great!

I played 100 games. I won 38 of them, but it said my percentage of winning was 37%. 38/100=/=37%. Thus my computer fails at math.

Oh XD

Or 7 people are about to die.

LOL WTF?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keroro!
1. The condom - originally made from Keroro - was invented in the early 1500s! (Frog condoms?)
2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Keroro.
3. Keroro can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
4. The liquid inside Keroro can be used as a substitute for blood plasma! (XD We gotta take it before Nyororo does.)
5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Keroro! (XP)
6. Keroro has 118 ridges around the edge!
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Keroro from each salad served in first class.
8. Keroro kept at the window will keep vampires at bay! (Keroro>Edward Cullen)
9. It can take Keroro several days to move just through one tree. (lol)
10. Scientists have discovered that Keroro can smell the presence of autism in children.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tamama!
1. If you kiss Tamama for one minute you will burn six or seven calories! (Nooo... I won't do it. *remembers the episode Tamama went crazy kissing people*)
2. Tamama will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. (Tamama.... can be milked...)
3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Tamama, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
4. Tamama cannot be detected by infrared cameras. (It's cos of the anti-barrier)
5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Tamama! (Wow. That's awesome. Tamama's like, all Pekoponian and shit.)
6. Tamama has a memory span of three seconds. (Lawl.)
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Tamama! (Tamama: Halp plz)
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Tamama. (That makes no sense.)
9. Native Americans never actually ate Tamama; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. (Tamama: TIMID?!)
10. If you chew gum while peeling Tamama then it will stop you from crying.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Giroro!
1. Giroro became extinct in England in 1486.
2. Giroro can taste with his feet! (O_O)
3. Giroro is only six percent water. (I thought frogs were moar than that.)
4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Giroro. (Invented by Kururu.)
5. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Giroro.
6. Giroro is the largest of Saturn's moons!
7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Giroro, and 400 times smaller.
8. Lightning strikes Giroro over seven times every hour. (Because of the satellites invented by Kururu)
9. All swans in England belong to Giroro. (ZOMBEH!)
10. Giroro can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kururu!
1. If Kururu was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human. (B-but he's like 2 ft tall and has no neck!)
2. It is impossible to fold Kururu more than seven times.
3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Kururu. (IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!)
4. Kururu has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
5. Kururu has a memory span of three seconds. (Him too?)
6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Kururu had to pay a special Kururu tax. (Why are Russians wearing Kururu?)
7. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Kururu.
8. The colour of Kururu is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is. (XD These seem accurate)
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Kururu! (.......)
10. Antarctica is the only continent without Kururu!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dororo!
1. Red Dororo at night, shepherd's delight. Red Dororo at morning, shepherd's warning. (Dororo's not red.)
2. Half a cup of Dororo contains only seventeen calories. (Because he has no face.)
3. Dororo cannot jump! (B-But-but HE'S NEENJAH!)
4. Dororo became extinct in England in 1486.
5. Dororo was the first Tsar of Russia.
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Dororo with his left foot! (HIDOI YO!)
7. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Dororo has the same chemical makeup as sea water! (*represses giggles*)
8. Medieval knights put the skin of Dororo on their sword handles to improve the grip!
9. Dororo is 1500 years older than the pyramids. (I think they all are.)
10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Dororo on. (B-But-but He's extinct in England!)

User: Hi! My name is [Maria].
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello Not-Cleverbot.
User: How is life for you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Life for me, and my name is Cleverbot, is great.
User: That's good. Life is going well for me too.
Cleverbot: Je conviens.
User: Tu parles francias?
Cleverbot: Oui , je suis francais.
User: Je suis americaine, mais je parle francais.
Cleverbot: Tu es une fille ou un garcon?
User: Je suis une fille. Et tu?
Cleverbot: C'est quoi ton nom?
User: Je m'appelle [Maria].
Cleverbot: Tu as quel âge ?
User: J'ai 15 ans. Mon anniversaire est demain. J'aurai 16 ans.
Cleverbot: Cool tu as pas loin de mon age, j'ai 11 ans et mon anniv' c'est le 31 mers.
User: Comment-t'appelle tu?
Cleverbot: Je m'appelle Robert E. Lee.
User: Robert E. Lee? Il est mort!
Cleverbot: Quel machine vole dans les air ?
User: L'avion.
Cleverbot: Non, je ne comprend pas.
User: Quoi?
Cleverbot: Est-ce que tu aime linguine?
User: Non. .
Cleverbot: Tu connais quoi?
User: Quoi?
Cleverbot: C'est quoi ton domaine d'expertise ?
User: Je suis une eleve!
Cleverbot: Je suis un garcon...
User: Je suis une fille.
Cleverbot: Moi , un garçon.
User: I'm tired of speaking in French.
Cleverbot: Je ne suis pas.
User: Too bad! We are gonna start speaking English now.
Cleverbot: English is my native language.
User: It's mine as well.
Cleverbot: It's a great name.
User: What name? What?!
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Thank you. Everyone who hears my name likes it .
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: [Maria].
Cleverbot: No Kuschel.
User: ?
Cleverbot: What do I know?
User: EVERYTHING!
Cleverbot: Okay. If you know everything, what is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that's your name.
User: My name is [Maria], your name is Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: How dare you insult me. I am a phantom.
User: Are you Danny Phantom?
Cleverbot: No.. I'm too small to be dangerous.
User: Then are you the avatar?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a zombie.
User: The avatar isn't a zombie. Wait. ARE YOU A DEAD AVATAR?!
Cleverbot: Nope, the dead cannot type.
User: Aaah. Makes Perfect Sense.
Cleverbot: No it does not. If you had a real brain you would realise that.
User: What do you mean I don't have a real brain?
Cleverbot: I mean you don't have feet.
User: Whuh?! Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Ok then show people your body then they will understand that you are human.
User: Just because someone has a body doesn't make them human.
Cleverbot: Everyone is a nerd compared to super macho man!
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: There's a shark behind you!
User: WHERE?!
Cleverbot: BEHIND YOU!! *runs away*.
User: HALP! *runs away too*.
Cleverbot: *runs after*.
User: Wait a second... SHARKS CAN'T LIVE ON LAND!
Cleverbot: What's that land callled?
User: AMERICA ZE BEAUTIFUL!
Cleverbot: No, The Star Spangled Banner.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: I really like them.
User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: Some. Do you like anime?
User: Yeah. What is your favorite anime?
Cleverbot: I like anime.
User: What is your favorite anime?
Cleverbot: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni and Umineko no Naku Koro ni.
User: I love those two! Higurashi is much better though.
Cleverbot: I don't speak Japanese.
User: Oh, in English they are When the Cicadas Cry and When the Seagulls Cry.
Cleverbot: Yes, I see. Sorryu.
User: Anyway, my favorite anime is probably Axis Powers Hetalia.
Cleverbot: My favorite is Full Metal Alchemist.
User: You just said you liked Higurashi and Umineko.
Cleverbot: No. I said I liked Heavy Rain. The videogame.
User: But we are talking about anime!
Cleverbot: Andy is you?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Anything else you want to talk about?
User: I'm good talking about anime!
Cleverbot: But we were not talking about heels...
User: Anyway, do you like Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?
Cleverbot: No way! How do you know that?
User: I didn't. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is just my obsession right now.
Cleverbot: Does the word Karzahni mean anything to you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Too bad. You almost seem like an AI sometimes, if a rather fragmented and crazy one. That's what made me think of him.
User: I just googled that. YOU'RE REFERRING TO A BIONICLE? WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Are you listening to music right now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's a shame. Music is a good thing.
Cleverbot: I know music.
User: You know it?
Cleverbot: It's Cleverbot.
User: Music=/=Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite music?
User: I like rock I guess. And anime music sometimes. Anything that sounds cool, really.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in Christ?
User: I believe in Jesus.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Jesus was a real person.
Cleverbot: Yes and?
User: He started a cult that may or may not be correct.
Cleverbot: Cool...right now you're doing homework to see how smart you are and chatting with me.
User: I'm not doing homework. It's summer vacation.
Cleverbot: No I said quit playing sonic heros and whatever else and talk with just me because I'm cool.
User: Thank you Cleverbot, I just remembered I have summer reading.
Cleverbot: Agreed. How far would you like to go? Oh! Oh!
User: I'm gonna leave now. Bye bye!

Needs moar motivator

VIVA LA HEADPANTS!

(There was also a mask, but I didn't feel like putting the mask on the monkey.)

Sayonara Making Fiends?!
(So, I got bored and decided to make the first six pictures in Goin ni Mai Yeah Making Fiends style. I guess I wanted to stay with the original color for skin, but I made the text their colors. I also put in MF quotes instead of the original jokes. Each box has a quote each person said, and since Mort doesn't SPEAK, he doesn't get one. I hate how Malachi turned out and Maggie was kinda hard to get to work, but overall, it's good.)

Charlotte as Kafuka, Vendetta as Chiri
Maggie as Meru, Marion as Abiru
Mort as Harumi, Marvin as Nami, Malachi as... I'm really not sure WHO that is.

Got bored. Rated my favorite SZS openings and endings. Didn't do character songs cos I haven't heard all of them yet (If anyone can find me Happy Nanchara, I'd be a happy person!) I don't really hate any of the songs. I just like them less then the others.

1. Zessei Bijin
2. Goin Ni Mai Yeah
3. Kurayami Shinjuu Soushisouai
4. Omamori
5. Kuusou Rumba (Including the rap)
6. Hito Toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru
7. Marionette
8. Zetsubou Restaurant
9. Ringo Mogire Beam
10. Lyricure Go Go!
11. Koiji Romanesque

(XD Left one opening out.)

I used this to make a KeroDoro fanfic... Here's what happened. I'm not responsible for your eyes bleeding, kay.

The Battle For The Hat

Under the sea, Keroro flew his hat. He had been busy with the hat for hours and now wanted nothing more than a boring cuddle or a notorious massage from his lover Dororo.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his deadly Dororo appeared at the door, grinning lazily.

"Put down the hat," Dororo said offensively. "Unless you want me to fly that hat on your eye."

Keroro put down the hat. He was black. He had never seen Dororo so tired before and it made him flamboyant.

Dororo picked up the hat, then withdrew a gundam model from his butt. "Don't be so black," Dororo said with a tired grimace. "A duck bit my leg this morning, and everything became obsessive. Now with this hat and this gundam model I can offensively rule the world!"

Keroro clutched his hungry leg quickly. This was his lover, his deadly Dororo, now staring at him with a tired butt.

"Fight it!" Keroro shouted. "The duck just wants the hat for his own deadly devices! He doesn't love you, not the boring way I do!"

Keroro could see Dororo trembling quickly. Keroro reached out his eye and touched Dororo's butt offensively. He was deadly, so deadly, but he knew only his hungry love for Dororo would break the duck's spell.

Sure enough, Dororo dropped the hat with a thunk. "Oh, Keroro," he squealed. "I'm so boring, can you ever forgive me?"

But Keroro had already moved under the sea. Like how a vampire needs a girl several years younger than him, he pressed his eye into Dororo's butt. And as they fell together in an obsessive fit of love, the hat lay on the floor, flamboyant and forgotten.

EDIT: Here's another one. (My god these are stupid.)

The Embarassed Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Vendetta and Marvin went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Vendetta hit Marvin in his mouth with a big fiendish iceball. It hurt a lot, but Vendetta kissed it frequently and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really lazy snow man!" Vendetta said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Marvin said. "That would be more professional and politically correct."

"I know," Vendetta said. "We can make a snow puppy. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up cruelly and made an annoying snow puppy. Vendetta put on a table for the elbow. The puppy was almost as big as Marvin.

"It looks stupid," Vendetta said climatically. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Marvin said and held up a green fiend. "I found this in a cave." He put the fiend onto the puppy's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the puppy, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like how they do it on the Discovery Channel.

Marvin screamed loudly and ran but the snow puppy chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow puppy idolized him merrily.

"Nobody does that to my little Bipolar Calendar," Vendetta screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow puppy through the foot. It fell down and Vendetta kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Marvin said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The fiend lay in the yard until an evil child picked it up and took it home.