Asylum's Official Bored Board.

More of my best on Omegle. In this one I:
Make an obscure Peanuts reference,
Pretend to be a fairy,
Wonder for the rest of my life in what situation Canada is able to top other than just being America's hat,
Point out that the world is round,
Give someone free money,
Act like Nami-chan,
And make a well-known Peanuts reference.

I Litterlly LOLed at then "Free Money"

Alright, so I took this for my characters...
http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm
Here's what they all got.
Nikolai: 23
Tango: 19
Edward: 18
Alan: 13
Blythe: 13
Bee: 12
Violet: 12
Wright: 12
Fortunado: 11
Mary: 11
Cian: 8

I really though Wright woulda gotten a higher score. And I'm not really sure why the Benitez twins are so far apart. (I guess cos Alan's the more "Rebellious" type...) I guess the order I was thinking of woulda been more like....
1. Wright
2. Nikolai
3. Tango
4. Edward and Violet tied.
5. Fortunado
6. Mary
7. The Benitez Twins
8. Blythe
9. Bee

Another omegle... I don't really care for this one though. But here I:
Point out someone's inabilty to spell,
Appreciate animals,
Make a Regular Show reference (Because it need to happen),
Become a cannibal cow,
Forget to hide ma kids, hide ma wife, and hide ma husband,
Do a fun drinking game,
Repeat three words that have made me wtf today,
Actually follow some pervert's wishes,
And emo as I have yet to find a Twilight Fangirl to troll there.

So, this convo was pretty awesome. So awesome I put the whole thing on here instead of copypasting onto paint. Basically, I'm England and the Stranger is America. And I think my England-luv is back.

Stranger: MY NAME IS ALFRED F. JONES.
You: Alfred, what the bloody hell are you doing on omegle?!
Stranger: A-Artie?!?
You: Yes, it's me.
Stranger: What are YOU doing here?
You: Um... nothing.
Stranger: I would think you'd be off making some of your sucky food or something
You: MY FOOD IS NOT SUCKY! DX
Stranger: Face it! NO ONE can stomach that crap!
You: SHUT UP YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
You: MY FOOD IS TOO DELICIOUS!
Stranger: Please! Have you ever met ANYONE able to say to you it's delicious with a straight face?
You: ...No >_<
Stranger: So, that makes it sucky.
You: Well at least I don't eat hamburgers all the time.
Stranger: S-shut ya trap! Hamburgers are a delicacy!!!
You: Oh really, now?
Stranger: YEAH!
You: *rolls eyes* All it is is greasy American food*
Stranger: But it's still delicious~
Stranger: And yours isn't.
You: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY FOOD?!
Stranger: Now now Artie, no need to get all worked up! It's not good for someone your age xD
You: Be quiet, you wanker.
Stranger: Why should I? You keep insulting my hamburgers!
You: All that junk is gonna make you fat, Alfred!
Stranger: NO IT WONT!!!! Heroes can't get fat!
You: When's the last time you got on the scale, fatty?
Stranger: I...uh...um....WHO NEEDS A SCALE? I don't need one to tell me I'm the hero! If I'm the hero and heroes can't get fat, then I don't need a scale!
You: *smirk* whatever...
Stranger: You shouldn't be talking, bushy brow!
You: SHUT UP ABOUT MY EYEBROWS!
Stranger: THEN SHUT UP ABOUT MY WEIGHT! Why do ya gotta make everything so difficult?!?
You: You're the one who started this bloody mess!
You: With insulting my food.
Stranger: Well, the truth hurts buddy.
You: Whatever, Mr. "Hero"
Stranger: Haha, that's right~! *flashy smile*
You: I was being sarcastic.
You: Geez, Alfred, learn to read the atmosphere.
Stranger: I can read the atmosphere! There are UFOs in it!
You: I meant, nevermind.
Stranger: Whatever yo. So I saw France was at your place last night.... ;D
You: It wasn't like that! D:<
You: He wouldn't leave my house and he was being annnoying as hell.
You: Much like you are right now.
Stranger: Yeah, suuuure....but then, what were all those noises I heard? I just happened to be walking by and, I'm pretty sure that was a different kind of frustration you were taking out on him ;D
You: SHUT UP! >:O
Stranger: but of course I suspected it, a guy like you can get pretty lonely....but I couldn't imagine you settling for FRANCE. /snort
You: >_< BE QUIET YOU GIT.
You: I have to leave now, bye.
You: (And btw, you restored my England love, thank you.)
Stranger: Kay, bye Artie! Don't forget to tell bonnie I said hi tonight ;D
Stranger: xD
You: >_<
Stranger: (no problem)
You: DAMN YOU!
Stranger: (oh my god that was great)
You: (XD Inorite, well, bai)
Stranger: (bai~)

Alright, here's my Conversation where I am China/Belarus and my partner is Russia.

Stranger: ?u?
You: Ni Hao, aru!
Stranger: KOL KOL KOL KOL
You: OH CRAP! IT'S RUSSIA, ARU!
Stranger: Hello, China......
You: TT_TT WHYYYYYY DO YOU HATE ME, GOD?!
Stranger: Would you like to come with me to my basement?
You: Aru.
You: NO ARU!
Stranger: It's very spacious!
You: DO NOT WANT ARU!
Stranger: I will even bring my panda suit!
You: IT'S TOO SCARY, ARU!
Stranger: .........
Stranger: /raises pipe
You: *runs*
Stranger: NO! MY CHINA!
Stranger: COME BACK!
You: I'm not YOUR China, aru!
Stranger: KOL KOL KOL kol
You: SCARY, ARU!! D:
Stranger: /chases after
You: *gets into house and locks the doors*
You: Shinatty-chan, Russia's chasing after me again, aru!
Stranger: Ssshhh! We can be together with the sunflowers
Stranger: and drink vodka all day!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ARU!!!! D:
Stranger: ......
Stranger: /sad face
You: GO BECOME ONE WITH YOUR SISTER, ARU!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: YOU AND I WILL BECOME ONE!
Stranger: /puts on panda suit
You: OH REALLY NOW, ARU?
You: *removes China mask to reveal herself as Belarus*
Stranger: .....
Stranger: GASP
You: Nii-san, did you like my clever disguise?!
Stranger: Y-you...
You: NOW YOU AND I WILL GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED!
Stranger: Belarus! What are y-you doing h-
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: KOL KOL KOL KOL
You: *drags Russia to the wedding*
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
You: Nii-san, your chanting is so charming. >
Stranger: B-but I don't love you!
Stranger: I want China!
You: BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE!
You: You can't fight it, Nii-san!
Stranger: We were not!
Stranger: You're scaring me, Belarus!
You: Come on, Nii-san, things will be better if we become one!
Stranger: I am fine by myself..
You: Didn't you say you wanted China?
Stranger: Yes!
You: IS CHINA THAT MUCH BETTER THAN ME?
You: AND LITHUANIA?!
You: AND AMERICA?!
Stranger: N-no! It's just-
You: AND EVERYONE WHO ISN'T ME!
Stranger: /backs into corner
You: You don't know how much I love you, Nii-san!
Stranger: I do! But I am afraid I cannot return those feelings, Belarus!
You: D:
You: Why not?
Stranger: /edges toward door
You: Answer me!
Stranger: kol kol kol kol kol-
You: That isn't a good answer! *brings out the knife*
Stranger: I am leaving! You can't stop me!
You: Come on, Nii san, sooner or later we will be one!
You: But for now, goodbye.
Stranger: /RUNS
You: *waves kinda like a creeper*
Stranger: /RUNS FASTER
You: *still waving*


Okay, so here, I'm America and France and my partner is Russia and England. Belarus, Estonia, Germany, Prussia, Spain, Netherlands, and Hungary are also discussed.

You: HELLO! I'M THE HERO! ALFRED F. JONES!
Stranger: ...America gtfo
Stranger: This is Russia
You: OHSHIT THIS IS AN AMERICAN PLACE, GTFO, COMMIE!
Stranger: NEVER. KOLKOLKOL
You: CAPITALISM FTW! *RUNS AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND RUNS OUT OF BREATH*
Stranger: FATTY.
You: YOU'RE FATTER THAN ME LOL!
Stranger: ..SO.
You: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME FATTY! XD
Stranger: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
Stranger: /WALLOW
Stranger: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
You: Why do you always do that, Russia? Is it some sort of communist chant?!
Stranger: .....I have my reasons, America.
You: ORLY?!
Stranger: Yes, really.
You: Russia, you're doing it wrong, it's "YARLY!"
Stranger: NO ONE CARES AMERICA
You: D:
Stranger: NOW GO AND EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GO ALL YANDERE ON YOUR ASS.
You: ORLYNAO? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU EITHER, FATASS!
Stranger: .....Belarus sure seems to....
Stranger: kolkolkolkolkol
You: Dude, I should get Belarus in here, shouldn't I?!
Stranger: NO PLEASE AMERICA
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: *picks up a phone*
Stranger: I'LL DO ANYTHING
You: *talks to Belarus*
Stranger: HANG THAT UP
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAA
You: Okay, she'll be right over.
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: Hey, She's here already! That was fast!
Stranger: /HIDE
You: I'm handing her the keyboard.
You: HELLO NII-SAN!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: /HIDEHIDE
You: NII-SAN, I AM SO GLAD AMERICA CALLED ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS TALKING TO YOU ON THIS SITE!
Stranger: FUCKING SHIT
You: IT'S LIKE WE WERE MEANT TO BE THAT WAY!
Stranger: BELARUS GO AWAY
Stranger: I'M NOT HERE
You: COME ONE NII-SAN, LET'S GET MARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIEDMARRIED!
Stranger: IT
Stranger: IS
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: EVEN
Stranger: LEGAL
You: I'LL FORCE OUR BOSSES TO MAKE IT LEGAL.
Stranger: UWAAAAAAAH
You: BECAUSE YOU AND I WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!
Stranger: BELARUS GO HOME
You: WE WERE MEANT TO BE! WE LOVE EACH OTHER!
Stranger: NO WE DON'T
You: YES WE DO, NII-SAN!
Stranger: AMERICA
Stranger: I WILL MURDER YOU ONE DAY
Stranger: ONE DAY
You: PLEASE NII-SAN, STOP HIDING FROM ME AND SEAL OUR FATE!
You: WE MUST GET MARRIED!
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You: You really thought I was Belarus?!
Stranger: A
Stranger: AA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: It's been me the whole time, Russia!
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: FUCKING AMERICA
Stranger: I'M GOING TO CALL ENGLAND
You: *IS SERIOUSLY LAUGHING TO DEATH*
You: Now now, you don't have to do that. D:
Stranger: NOOOOO, IT'S FINE.
Stranger: /picks up phone
Stranger: kolkolkolkolkolkolkol
You: Seriously, Russia! Can't we work things out?!
You: I don't want England to nag me!
Stranger: Of course, America
Stranger: /calling England
You: DX
Stranger: He'll be over in a second.
You: GAH! WHY?!?!
Stranger: You put it upon yourself, America.'
You: It's your fault for being a commie! D:
Stranger: Communism is fun, da?
You: D: NO!
Stranger: Oh here England is now.
Stranger: Hi, England~
You: -_-
Stranger: WHY IS AMERICA HERE RUSSIA
Stranger: ....
You: Dude, it's, like a chat site, England.
Stranger: ....A chat
Stranger: site
Stranger: Absurd.
You: Dude, I've seen people from your country here all the time!
Stranger: They are just lazy like you Americans. They can't even bother to go outside and have a proper chat with real actual humans.
You: Dude, I'm not lazy. This site is fun! Once you get past the perverts and trolls, you meet some cool people!
Stranger: I just met you here America. How is this at all FUN?
Stranger: B|
You: You can have some convos with people from anywhere and you aren't just in one lame old city
You: Besides, you always nag at me to never talk with my mouth full, right?!
You: Well, on the computer, I can chat and eat hamburgers at the same time!
Stranger: .........
Stranger: America, you fatty.
You: Well at least my food wasn't made in a toilet!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: /sob
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: Hey England, I'm sorry about that.
You: I'll make it up to you.
Stranger: And how/
Stranger: ?
You: *picks up the phone*
You: *calls France*
Stranger: WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
You: Alright! He'll be over in a bit!
Stranger: YOU WANKER
You: HAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: I'LL JUST LEAVE BEFORE HE SHOWS UP!
Stranger: HA!
You: Hold on, he's here!
You: Bonjour, Angleterre!
Stranger: FFFFFFF
Stranger: /RUNS
You: You know you want me, Angleterre!
Stranger: I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. ;_;
Stranger: YOU'RE A DIRTY PERVERT.
You: You need to quit lying to yourself! Surely you remember the last world meeting!
Stranger: W-WHAT?
You: Are you saying you forgot?! D: Surely Angleterre, you remember our "rendezvous"
Stranger: ....our what?
Stranger: I have no bloody idea what you're talking about
You: Sure you do! Remember when we *censored* and then we *censoredcensored* and then *moarcensored*
Stranger: AAAAAGH I WOULD NEVER
You: But you did
You: And you really did like it from what I remember.
Stranger: ...............
Stranger: WAS I DRUNK
You: Perhaps... ;D
Stranger: I still am not convinced France.
You: Please stop lying, Angleterre.
You: You are lying to everyone. America, Russia, this Belarus mask on the ground, Moi, and most importantly, yourself!
Stranger: I-I AM NOT!!! ;_;
You: Once you tell the truth, you will feel better, Mon Angleterre
Stranger: ....I FEEL FINE, YOU WANKER.
You: I know you feel bad, Angleterre. Even if you wont admit it, you really are feeling bad.
Stranger: |C
You: Angleterre, let the truth free, s'il vous plait.
Stranger: STOP BOTHERING ME
You: Oh Angleterre, you are so cute when you are angry ;D
Stranger: /TSUNDERE
You: Angleterre, you must stop being so tsundere and be honest with your feelings. People will like you more if you do.
Stranger: hmph.
You: Well, America, it looks like Mon Angleterre is being tres disagreeable.
Stranger: I AM NOT.
You: Dude, you totally are and this is America again, btw!
Stranger: ....Hi America.
You: So did that thing that France was talking about really happen?!
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: I completely and udderly doubt it.
You: Hmm... I'll take that as a yes!
Stranger: ......unlessiwastotallydrunkwhichiprobablywas
You: I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE!
Stranger: AMERICA YOU WANKER
You: HAHAHA!
You: Well, me, Russia, France, and the Belarus mask know. I just gotta tell the rest of the world!
Stranger: BUT IT IS UNTRUE
Stranger: and Belarus mask is not even REAL
You: WHO CARES?! RUMORS ARE FUN!
Stranger: FUCKING AMERICA
Stranger: LIKE AN IMMATURE SCHOOLGIRL
Stranger: YOU'RE SPREADING RUMORS
You: I think he'll just call Prussia first! He's good at rumor starting!
You: *calls Prussia*
Stranger: YOU'RE HORRIBLE
You: *hangs up* Okay, it's out in the public!
Stranger: I WILL MURDER YOU AMERICA
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: AKJFSDLKHJSFD
Stranger: FRANCE
You: LOLOLOLOL
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: KFDJLSKFH
You: XDDD England, you're such a spaz!
Stranger: /FOAM
You: Hey Russia, do you think you should put England in some little white room for a bit? He's going crazy.
Stranger: Da, da. He surely needs it.
You: Inorite?
You: Hold on... I got a call.. *answers it*
Stranger: Oh gosh..
You: It was from Germany, he was lecturing me for starting rumors....
You: He just doesn't get that it's fun
Stranger: Germany is wise, da?
You: He's not wise! He's a total downer! D:
Stranger: Da, but he is smart.
You: True :\ But why do people have to yell at me saying things I do are wrong. I don't care. They are fun.
Stranger: We should spread more rumors about England while he's away, da?
You: ....HELL YES
Stranger: Who shall we call?
You: Well, Prussia will probably tell Germany first, so...
You: How about Hungary?
Stranger: Sure!
Stranger: But will she tell Austria?
Stranger: LET'S TELL ESTONIA
You: YEAH! THAT WORKS!
Stranger: HE'LL PUT IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
You: I never thought about it like that!
You: For a communist, you are awesome, Russia!
Stranger: Da, Thanks!!
You: *calls Estonia*
You: There we go!
Stranger: hahah! kolkolkol
You: Also, dude, I'm sorry for the Belarus thingy earlier, but it was worth it to see England spaz out, wasn't it?
Stranger: Da, it was worth it
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: i will still kill you one day, America
Stranger: When you least expect it.....
You: Unless England gets me first, Haha!
Stranger: kolkolkolkol
Stranger: HAHA yeah!
Stranger: /mood swings
You: But I'm too awesome too die, I know when commies are watching me!
Stranger: ...Da.
You: Seriously, Japan taught me epic ninja skills to protect myself from you commies!
Stranger: ..Funny, because China, the Karate master is a commie too, da?
You: Oh yeah, he is! :O
You: *opens up another page* Dude! Estonia did put it all over the internet!
You: Hmmm... Should we let him out yet? Is he sane again?
Stranger: ....DA.
Stranger: Let's let him out
Stranger: NOW.
You: Alright, England, are you feeling better?
Stranger: ...Not really. You wankers threw me in a dark room
Stranger: .
You: It was for your own good, England.
Stranger: Well, okay.
You: Wait, Russia, do you wanna show him Estonia's blog?
Stranger: Da, I guess so
Stranger: !
You: So, England, how's Estonia's blog today?
Stranger: UH
Stranger: IT
Stranger: AH
Stranger: HAJHDSJ
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: THE
Stranger: BLOODY
Stranger: HELL
Stranger: IS
Stranger: THIS
You: HAHAHAH!
Stranger: FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
Stranger: WHY IS THIS ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB
You: We just told Estonia about your conversation with France.
You: I never considered it to be private affairs.
Stranger: BUT...FRANCE IS A LIAR
Stranger: NONE OF THAT HAPPENED
Stranger: thatiknowof
You: Like France said, you gotta quit lying to yourself!
Stranger: When exactly did all of this happen.
You: Didn't France say it happened at like, the last world meeting or something?
Stranger: Yes. Weren't You, Russia, and the Belarus mask there too?
Stranger: Did you see anything?
You: I doubt the Belarus mask was at any world meetings. I bought the thing 3 days ago.
You: And just cos I never saw anything doesn't mean it's a lie. You coulda been in a closet or something!
Stranger: ....A.....Closet?
You: I remember the two of you were gone for a while...
Stranger: WAS THERE ALCOHOL AT THIS MEETING.
You: Of course! Russia always brings Vodka to the meetings! Don't you?
Stranger: Da, da.
Stranger: But I hate that bloody vodka!
You: Hmmm.... Someone could have spiked the icees...
Stranger: It was probably Netherlands trying to get Spain for beating him in the world cup.........
You: Perhaps, but you coulda had some of it too, you know.
Stranger: ...Perhaps. ;_______;
AND THEN WE WATCHED REGULAR SHOW AND WE WERE HAPPY. THE END. (Seriously, that is what happened.)

Set four! And there are also Hetalia convos if you scroll up. Here, I:
Do some sex puns,
Talk about doctors,
Complain about the lack of Hetalia fans here,
Cause Vendetta to make fiends,
Blame fairies for what happens on the site,
Become a killjoy,
Play Jeopardy,
And Explain magnet sex.

Alright, Motivator time! I am not responsible for any wtf-ery.

Haha, awesome Omegle trollin'. I've done stuff like "asl?" "907/m/TARDIS" "Conversational partner has disconnected."

Also, were the hetalia ones really from Omegle or did you get bored and write them up?

To HylianGoddess: The Hetalia ones were real convos I had with real people. Just like this one with Peanuts!
I'm Lucy, my partner is Linus.
This shows how Linus REALLY felt about Rerun and Lucy.

You: Psychiatric Help-5 Cents
Stranger: hello
You: The doctor is IN
Stranger: great
Stranger: so, when does my time start?
You: Now
Stranger: ok, well i gotta admit doc
Stranger: im feeling a little jelous
Stranger: not only is that damn dog snoopy still trying to steal my blanket, but now my parents had another kid
Stranger: and he looks exactly like me!
You: I know, right?
Stranger: it just makes me go...
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: It's annoying.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: SOO ANNOYING
You: It's like watching Reruns on TV
Stranger: im gonna start calling him rerun, see how he likes it!
You: XD DO EET
Stranger: you know what... i think i will.... I WILL!
You: YES! DO IT LINUS!
Stranger: I WILL DOC
You: OKAY!
You: FIVE CENTS PLEASE!
Stranger: oh, can i talk to you about something else too?
You: Sure
Stranger: is it extra?
You: Oh no, you're family, so it's a discount!
Stranger: ok thanks doc
You: 2 for 1!
Stranger: and we have confidentiallity here right?
You: Of course!
Stranger: good good, yeah, see, i have this sis right
You: Yeah...
Stranger: and shes a total bitch
Stranger: i dont know what to do with her
You: .....
You: *PUNCH*
Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stranger: YOU HIT ME
You: YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE HAD CONFIDENTIALLITY HERE
Stranger: AND YOU ARE A BITCH
You: WE DID! BUT THEN YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT ME!
Stranger: why do you think that damn dog likes you so much
You: :O
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: its...
Stranger: its true]
Stranger: you know it is
You: What the hell, Linus?!
Stranger: what
Stranger: WHAT
You: Charlie Brown's stupid dog is gross! D:
Stranger: doesnt mean you aren't a bitch
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: or what? you gonna try to control what i say too?
Stranger: bad enough you run the baseball team behind Charlie's back
You: Just remember, You better listen to me... *curls hand into a fist*
Stranger: hmph
Stranger: whatever, thanks for the session "doc"
You: Five cents please.
Stranger: here's a dime, keep the change
You: Thank you.
Stranger: no, thank you
You: Come again soon!
Stranger: i had a good laugh
Stranger: I'll try

WHY DID IT LAND ON SCHROEDER RAEPFAIC?!?!?!? D: Seriously. Go see Dog Sees God and it makes it a bazillion times worse.
Anyway, more trolling. In this one:
Italy talks about Romano's relationship with Spain,
Ganon and his minion seize the Island of Koradai,
I find a man from the Holy Roman Empire,
Prussia finds someone allergic to awesome,
Linus and Schroeder do some trolling,
I accuse someone of rape,
and I rape someone.

Another chat with America and Russia. This one's a little more perverted and involves tentacle rape, so be warned.

Stranger: Become one with mother russia?
You: NEVER! CAPITALISM FTW!
Stranger: CAPITALIST SWINE
You: Get out Russia!
You: I'm not swine, you're fatter than I am!
Stranger: You eat burgers everyday! How are you not obese?
You: Because I excercise! Heroes always gotta excercise!
Stranger: You're out of shape!
You: Oh yeah, well so are you!
Stranger: DAMMIT AMERICA I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY PIPE
You: I'm the hero, dude! I can take your pipe!
Stranger: NO YOU CAN'T
Stranger: KOLKOLKOL
You: HELL YES I CAN
You: *steal your pipe*
You: *throws it far away*
Stranger: *Pours vodka on america*
You: Dude, why waste perfectly good alcohol?!
Stranger: A have a new bottle
You: *steals it and throws it far away*
You: WHAT?!
You: HERO SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
Stranger: *new bottle reappears*
You: HOLY SHIT RUSSIA HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Stranger: I AM RUSSIA
Stranger: I AM ABLE TO MAKE VODKA APPEAR ANYWHERE
You: OH YEAH, WELL I CAN MAKE HAMBURGERS APPEAR!
Stranger: WHAT SO YOU CAN GET FAT?
You: No.
You: I CAN MAKE MCDONALD'SES APPEAR!
You: AND DUDE, YOU CAN'T TALK IF YOU'RE FATTER THAN ME!
Stranger: ITS MUSCLE!!
You: BULLSHIT! THAT FLAB IS NOT MUSCLE
Stranger: YES IT IS WANT ME TO BEAT YOU??
You: I CAN TAKE YOU, RUSSIA!
Stranger: BRING IT ON PIG
You: *battle cry*
Stranger: KOLKOLKOL
You: *slapfight8
Stranger: *KO's america in one punch*
You: X_X
Stranger: WHAT NOW??
You: *regains consciousness* HEROES DON'T FALL THAT QUICKLY *kicks Russia where it hurts*
You: XD
Stranger: OWWW *kicks america in where it hurts too*
You: OWWWWWWWW! D:
Stranger: *keeps on kicking it*
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STOP RUSSIA!
You: *idea*
You: LOOK OUT! IT'S BELARUS BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: Nice try but-HOLYFUCKINGSHIT
You: You didn't believe me, but I was serious dude. XD
Stranger: She's behind me? NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
You: *watching amusedly*
Stranger: What, wait? *realizes she's not there* DAMMIT AMERICA I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU
You:
Stranger: *Beats america senselessly*
You: *tries beating Russia up but phails*
You: WAIT I GOT NUKES
You: *gets nukes*
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I HAVE NUKES
You: *nukes Russia*
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: HAHAHA!
Stranger: *nukes america*
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH D:
Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
You: *moar nukes*
Stranger: *steals nukes*
Stranger: *nukes america again*
You: *mcdonalds nukes*
You: FUCK YES, I HAVE MC DONALDS NUKES
Stranger: What are those supposed to do? Make people stupid pigs like you?
You: NO!
You: They kill people
You: AND
You: SERVE HAMBURGERS
You: MAKING IT AWESOME!
Stranger: WHAT?? WELL I HAVE VODKA NUKES
You: TOTALLY NOT AS AWESOME AS MCDONALDS NUKES
You: ALSO...
You: MY NUKES ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS
Stranger: WHAT??? THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE
You: XD I SPEAK THE TRUTH, RUSSIA!
Stranger: I'M BIGGER THAN YOU
You: YEAH AND FATTER
Stranger: WELL YOUR WEAK
You: HELL NO! I WON almost ALL MY WARS
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT VIETNAM??
You: ...
You: *emos*
Stranger: OH YEAH I WENT THERE
You: WELL YOU HAD AFGHANISTAN
You: You bring up my Cold War fails and I bring up yours, dude.
Stranger: DAMN
You: XD So, yeah.
You: And didn't you lose some other wars.
You: World War one, maybe?
You: :3
Stranger: What are you trying to say?
You: You lost more wars than I have. So you have no right to say I'm weak. I'm the HERO, dude!
Stranger: It doesn't matter, you're younger than most of the nations anyways. So your have less wars.
Stranger: BUT YOU WILL LOSE
You: LOL NO, HEROES DON'T LOSE exceptvietnamdontsayaword.
Stranger: VIETNAM
You: FFFFFFFFFFF
You: *emos*
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: So, Russia, what the heck are you doing on Omegle anyways?
Stranger: Well what are YOU doing on here?
You: I ASKED FIRST
Stranger: FINE I want to become one with me!
Stranger: No wait, I want people to become one with me
You: XD Aren't you already one with you?
Stranger: DAMMIT AMERICA YOUR STUPIDITY IS RUBBING OFF ON ME
You: HAHAHA!
You: I'm here looking for chats. It's better than talking with my mouth open like England always bugs me about *noms on hamburger*
Stranger: Which is why 99 percent that comes out of your mouth is garbage and food
You: >_<
You: *talking with food in my mouth
Stranger: Exactly
You: Whatever. So tell me more about you becoming one with yourself?
Stranger: What that was a typo! I wanted PEOPLE to become one with ME
You: XD Whatever
Stranger: Well at least I don't have michigan and florida becoming one on some nights
You: >:O
You: Not cool, dude.
Stranger: HA
Stranger: At least I never do that
You: Yeah right
You: *changing subject* So Russia, have you had any luck?
Stranger: With what?
You: Becoming one with yourse-I MEAN People becoming one with you?
Stranger: WHAT????
You: Have you had any luck?
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BECOMING ONE WITH MYSELF??

You: You typed it, not me.
Stranger: IT WAS A TYPO!
You: XD It was a funny typo, man!
Stranger: WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME ONE WITH ME AND LIKE IT!
You: FUCK NO MAN!
Stranger: FUCK YES
You: I SAID FUCK NO
Stranger: YES
You: I... SAID. FUCK! NO! *FALCON PAUNCH*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGG *KO's america again*
You: X_X
You: *regains consciousness*
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMEY??
You: IT'S CALLED I'M A HERO AND I CAN'T DIE
Stranger: YOU LITTLE PUNK
You: NOW YOU GOT THE IDEA
You: YOU'RE THE FATTER ONE
You:
Stranger: Well I didn't want to do it like this, buuuut *Forces america to become one*
You: HELL NO
Stranger: HELL YES
Stranger: YOU CAN'T HELP IT
You: *makes an attempt to get Russia off him, but Russia's to FAT*
Stranger: I'M MUSCULAR
You: FAT
Stranger: OH YEAH WELL- *forces america even more to become one*
You: WHY DON'T YOU BECOME ONE WITH BELARUS OR SOMETHING?
Stranger: DUDE THATS MY SISTER
You: WELL SHE DOES LIKE YOU
Stranger: WHY DO YOU THINK I HIDE FROM HER???
You: *shrugs* Iunno *can't read teh atmosphere*
Stranger: What??
You: What?
Stranger: Great now you got us both confused
You: Whatever.
You: LOOK IT'S LITHUANIA BECOME ONE WITH HIM
Stranger: WHERE???
You: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Stranger: DAMMIT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AMERICA
You: HELL NO RUSSIA
Stranger: HELL YES RUSSIA YOU SEXY BEAST YOU MEAN
You: WHA- NO
You: YOU'RE A FATASS AND NOT SEXY IN THE LEAST
Stranger: LIKE YOU AREN'T??
Stranger: YOU HAVE GLASSES FOUR EYES
You: THOSE MAKE ME MOAR SEXY, MAN.
You: TEXAS IS VERY SEXY
Stranger: TEXAS???
You: UNLESS THAT HUGE-ASS NOSE OF YOURS
You: UNLIKE*
Stranger: WELL I THINK MY NOSE IS SEXY AND THE FANGIRLS AGREE TOO
You: WELL MY FANGIRLS THINK I'M SEXY TOO
Stranger: THEY ALL WE'RE SEXY BUT I HAVE MORE
You: OH YEAH WELL I HAVE ONE HUNDRED NINE THOUSANDS RESULTS FOR HETAIA AMERICA FANGIRLS AND YOU ONLY HAVE... one hundred sixteen thousand.
You: Fuck.
You: *emos*
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: DAMMIT! WHY DOES RUSSIA HAVE MOAR FANGIRLS THAN ME?
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M SEXAY
You: WELL I'M SEXIER
Stranger: WELL THE RESULTS DON'T SAY SO
You: *Pouting*
Stranger: WELL THEN WHO'S THE SEXIEST?
You: *not saying anything*
Stranger: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS
You: .....wat?
Stranger: It's a song
You: I know.
You: But... You can't sing that dude!
Stranger: Why not?
You: I feel like your gonna take off your shirt and show your man boobs or something. >
Stranger: THEIR MUSCLE!!!!
You: XD No, those are man boobs.
Stranger: *Takes off shirt to reveal muscle chest* SEE IT
You: AAAAAAH
You: MAN BOOBS
You: THEY BURN
Stranger: What about you? You have nothing!!
You: ORLY?
You: *takes off shirt* LOOK AT THIS AWESOME CHEST
Stranger: *takes a look* OH GOD WHAT'S ON YOUR CHEST???
You: Stop saying that Russia, we all know that I have a nicer body than you so stop making up things because you are jealous! XD
Stranger: No seriously, there's something on there
You: *looks down* HOLY SHIT A SQUID*
Stranger: LOOKS LIKE ONE OF JAPAN'S HENTAIS
You: NO! DO NOT WANT!
You: *takes squid and throws it at Russia*
Stranger: ARRRRGGGGGG! *kills squid*
You: WE DID IT!
Stranger: WE DIDN'T DO IT
You: You're right.
You: I DID IT!
You: I KILLED THE SQUID!
You: COS I'M A HERO!
Stranger: I KILLED IT YOU IDIOT
You: YEAH WITH YOUR COMMUNISM
Stranger: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOUR CURRENT GOVERNMENT?? PRETTY FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW ISNT IT?
You: True, I do have a pretty bad cold >_<
Stranger: SEE
You: WELL I'LL GIVE YOU MY COLD
You: *coughs all over you*
Stranger: WHAT NO! *puts on surgical mask*
You: *STEALS*
You: *sneezes on you*
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: GET SICK COMMIE BASTARD
Stranger: *pipe reappears* GET SOME PIPE CAPITALIST PIG!! *Beats america senselessly*
You: *SHIELD OF HAMBURGERS*
You: WHAT
Stranger: *MELTS BURGERS*
You: HOW?
Stranger: WITH THE FIRE OF DEATH
You: DOESN'T FIRE BURN HAMBURGERS?
Stranger: OH WAIT-I JUST BURNED YOU
You: CRAP I'M ON FIRE
Stranger: KOLKOLKOL
You: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
You: TWO THINGS
You: ONE: HEROES CAN'T DIE
You: AND TWO: YOU'RE GOING TO GET A COLD
Stranger: NO I AM NOT. I HAVE A SUPERIOR IMMUNE SYSTEM
You: OH, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T GET SICK BECAUSE YOU WERE A GERMAPHOBE
Stranger: HOW?
You: YOU NEVER GET SICK
You: PEOPLE WHO NEVER GET SICK ARE GERMAPHOBES
Stranger: NO ITS BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU
You: NAME ONE REASON WHY, BESIDE FANGIRLS
Stranger: I HAVE MORE FANART
You: THAT GOES WITH FANGIRLS
Stranger: I WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO SEND A LIVING ORGANISM INTO SPACE
You: I WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY ON THE MOON
Stranger: SO?
You: I'VE BEEN TO ANOTHER CELESTIAL BODY FIRST
You: YOU'VE JUST BEEN IN SPACE.
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: ONE DAY
Stranger: I WILL BE ON THE MOON AND DESTROY YOUR FLAG ON THERE
You: XD NO.
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
You: I MEAN NO.
Stranger: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
You: SURE I CAN.
You: I CAN MAKE ALL SPACE TRAVEL A THREAT TO AMERICA
You: AND BOMB YOUR RUSSIAN ASS
Stranger: BUT HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO DO TECHNOLOGY AND SATELITE RESEARCH IF SPACE TRAVEL IS A THREAT?
You: I MEAN OTHER COUNTRIES DUDE
You: IT'S GONNA BE THE MONROE DOCTORINE IN SPACE!
You: AND IT WILL KICK ASS
Stranger: IT WILL NOT WORK
You: SURE IT WILL
Stranger: HOW
You: I'LL MAKE IT WORK COS I'M A HERO
You: Hey, Russia, guess what?!
Stranger: What?
You: We're setting up this space program. We're gonna be the first people on the sun! I beat you can't beat us!
Stranger: You idiot, the sun is a fireball. You'd die from the extreme heat in a matter of seconds.
You: ....GO AT NIGHT
Stranger: The sun is always shining. Because when it's nightime at your house it's morning at mine. The world doesn't revolve around you.
You: Hmmm... I actually thought you would fall for that... >_< Crap
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: YOU REALLY THINK MOTHER RUSSIA IS STUPIDER THAN YOU??
You: ...Yes.
Stranger: NO NATION IS STUPIDER THAN YOU
You: *changing subject* Why do you call yourself "Mother" Russia anyway?
You: Are you really a woman. Were those manboobs real boobs?
Stranger: NO
You: XD
Stranger: You want to prove that I'm not a woman? Fine.
You: D: Russia, you don't have to prove it!
Stranger: OH BUT I WILL
You: DO NOT WANT
Stranger: YES
You: PLUS, YOU COULD ALWAYS BE A TRANNY
You: LOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: I AM NOT A TRANSGENDER
You: ORLY?
Stranger: HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOUR NOT A TRANSGENDER?
You: BECAUSE HEROES ARE NEVER TRANSGENDER
Stranger: WELL PROVE IT
You: *saves a kitten from a tree* SEE! I'M A HERO! AND SINCE I AM A HERO! I AM NOT TRANSGENDER!
Stranger: WIMP
You: WHAT?
Stranger: WIMP I SAID WIMP
You: OH YEAH, I HAVE MCNUKES. THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT I'M CALLING THEM NOW DUDE
Stranger: WHAAA??
You: *Attacks Russia with McNukes*
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU *attacks america with vodka nukes*
You: *MOAR MCNUKES*
Stranger: *MORE VODKA NUKES*
You: *EVEN MOAR MCNUKES*
Stranger: *INFINITE VODKA NUKES*
You: *INFINITY PLUS ONE MCNUKES*
Stranger: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
You: NOT FOR THE HERO!
Stranger: *FACEPALM*
You: SEE! EVEN MORE PROOF I AM NOT A TRANNY!
Stranger: WELL I'M NOT ONE EITHER
You: AND YOU?!
You: PROVE IT
Stranger: OH SO YOU DO WANT TO SEE IT DON'T YOU??
You: WHA, NO
You: I DON'T
Stranger: *pulls down pants to reveal a penis* HA
You: HOLY SHIT ANOTHER SQUID
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: OH MY GOD ITS ON MY BALLS
You: MOAR HENTAI
Stranger: DO NOT WANT
Stranger: *pulls squid off and shoves it down america's pants*
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAh
Stranger: TENTACLE RAEP
You: GET IT OUT!
Stranger: NO
You: *gets it out and destroys it with a McNuke*
You: I DID IT!
You: I KILLED THE SECOND SQUID
You: ALONG WITH THE FIRST
You: COS I'M A HERO
Stranger: I KILLED THE FIRST ONE MORON
You: STOP LYING TO YOURSELF, RUSSIA!
Stranger: I KILLED IT WITH MY BARE HANDS
You: YOU HAVE BEAR HANDS?!
Stranger: BARE MEANING NOTHING ELSE ON MY HANDS YOU IDIOTIC NATION
You: ....
You: It'd be cooler if you had bear hands
You: So, back to my question.
You: Why "MOTHER" Russia?
Stranger: You know, I don't really know why.
You: :\ Strange
Stranger: Yes it is
You: So, have you seen anyone else around here?
Stranger: Like who?
You: Like, any of the other nations.
Stranger: Well I saw Poland once and also China
You: I've seen England once, but that's it.
Stranger: What did he say?
You: Hmm.. I remember he was calling me an idiot alot.
Stranger: Well China had a hissy fit and Poland was being a braggart
You: Cool!
You: Hmm.. I'm bored. Entertain me, Russia.
Stranger: Can't. I have to go, america.
You: Okay, bye Russia
Stranger: Well, bye.

Here, have a Peanuts/Hetalia crossover
(BTW, I'm not sure about this Moscow thing, but whatever. It's fun)

You: Psychiatric Help-5 Cents
You: The doctor is IN
Stranger: Hello Aru
You: China?
Stranger: Yes Aru
Stranger: Pleasure to meet you Aru
You: You too, China. I'm Lucy Van Pelt ^_^
You: What's going on with you?
Stranger: Nothing much aru. Russia's sister Moscow is in love with me and Russia and Belarus got married
You: So they have. Sounds interesting.
You: I'm just running my psychiatry booth here.
Stranger: They are love birds aru
Stranger: They both have serious problems aru
You: Everyone does. Except me of course. That's why I give them help
Stranger: I have problems aru?! TTuTT
You: Look at it this way. At least you don't have as many fault as, say, Charlie Brown.
Stranger: Okay aru
You: And if you have a nickel, you can talk with me about your problems.
Stranger: -Takes out wallet- Eh nickel aru. How bout ten thousand
Stranger: grand aru
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Now everything is confusing since Russia stopped liking me and now Moscow loves me
Stranger: Russia told me she has a poster of me
You: Hmm... Perhaps you miss Russia...
Stranger: Maybe, but Russia hates me after me got brain damage falling out of a plane and hitting his head
You: Isn't that a common thing for him?
Stranger: After that day he loves Belarus with all his heart now
Stranger: It's strange aru
You: Hmmm... Maybe Russia's just gone batshit. FIVE CENTS PLEASE
Stranger: -hands five cents-
Stranger: Thank you aru
You: Thank you very much, China.
Stranger: Thank you Aru

I totally noticed this from the YT comments, so that guy's my inspiration.
BTW The screenie's from Glory if you weren't paying much attention.

BEHOLD! A magical moment between Peppermint Patty and Marcie! XD I'm Peppermint Patty and she is Marcie. I feel like I did pretty good for being Peppermint Patty in all caps. And this was rather fun.

Stranger: hi
You: MARCIE?!
Stranger: YES?
You: OMG MARCIE
You: I HATE MY LIFE
You: I GOT A D MINUS ON OUR ESSAY.
Stranger: OMG REALLY?
You: I ALWAYS GET D MINUSES AND IT PISSES ME OFF
You: I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT
You: I TURNED IT IN ON TIME AND EVERYTHING
Stranger: DID THE TEACHER SAY WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?
You: NO
You: I THINK IT'S A HABIT OR SOMETHING
Stranger: WHAT A BITCH.
You: ALWAYS GIVING ME A D MINUS
You: INORITE?
Stranger: PSH.
Stranger: YOU SHOULD LIKE.
Stranger: FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT
You: HMMM I PROBABLY SHOULD, BUT PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT ME
You: THEY ALWAYS DO
Stranger: PUNCH EM IN THE FACE
You: OMG YES
Stranger: DO IT
You: WOW MARCIE, USUALLY YOU DON'T APPROVE OF VIOLENCE.
You: BUT I THINK I'LL DO IT!
Stranger: LOL INORITE
You: *DOES IT, GETS SUSPENDED*
You: DAMMIT MARCIE
You: YOU GOT ME SUSPENDED
Stranger: LOL SORRY
Stranger: IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION
You: BITCH I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN.
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I SAID IM SORRY
Stranger: LE FROWN
You: I SAID I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU MARCIE
You: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW ME AROUND?
You: AND CALL ME SIR?
Stranger: BUT SIR.
You: BITCH STOP CALLING ME SIR
Stranger: SIR, I SAID IM SORRY, SIR.
You: FUCK YOU, I'MMA GO TALK TO THE FUNNY LOOKING KID WITH THE BIG NOSE
Stranger: THAT'S SNOOPY, SIR.
You: YEAH
You: HE UNDERSTANDS ME
You: AND STOP CALLING ME SIR.

Yet another Hetalia Omegle chat. This time, I'm England while my partner is America. This is pretty USUK and it was fun to be England.

You: ALFRED?
Stranger: ARTHUR?
You: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING ON OMEGLE?
Stranger: I was gonna ask you the same question!
Stranger: Haha!
You: Well, I wasn't doing anything >_>
Stranger: Sure you weren't! You're a naughty old man aren't you?
You: You bloody idiot.
You: And I'm not old!
Stranger: hahahaha!
You: What were YOU doing on here then.
You: ?*
Stranger: Uh....well....I'm just....
You: Exactly >
Stranger: Well I wasn't doing what YOU were doing! Thats for sure! I'm not a dirty horny limey!
You: Well I wasn't doing ANYTHING perverted.
Stranger: Sure you weren't!
You: Why don't you just go and eat some hamburgers?
Stranger: I AM eating hamburgers! ha! Go sip on your tea or something!
You: Of course YOU would eat at your computer.
Stranger: Haha! And you don't?
Stranger: Iggy you're ridiculous!
You: Of course not. I eat meals at a TABLE like any normal sophisticated person.
Stranger: For your information, I'm having a snack not a meal! So i don't have to eat at a table! besides a table isn't convienient
You: That's your SNACK? I'm terrified to see the size of your dinner.
Stranger: I'm a growing boy! I need lots of food to keep up with my metabolism!
You: For your information, much of that food is left over and we can all see it.
Stranger: Are you calling me fat?
You: I'm clearly not calling you skinny.
Stranger: Well I'm not fat! Not at all! I'm fit as a fiddle!
You: When was the last time you got on a scale?
Stranger: A month ago! But I don't need a scale to tell me that I'm healthy!
You: One of these days Alfred... You're going to end up getting a heart attack from all those burgers.
Stranger: Awww! That's not very nice Iggy! Maybe when I have my heart attack you'll come take care of me in my recovery!
You: What makes you think that I would take care of you, you git?
Stranger: Haha! Because you know you want to!
You: *totally does but not admitting it*
Stranger: *lol*
You: I wouldn't care if you died right now, you wanker.
Stranger: aww...uh oh...
You: Uh-oh, what.
Stranger: ah! Why in the world is my arm numb? Ow! my...my chest
Stranger: ...ah!
You: OH GOD
You: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
You: I HAVE TO CALL 999!
Stranger: Artie! Ow! why does it...ah?
Stranger: Hey...whats with that light?
Stranger: its super bright....kinda pretty
You: *panicking, but not showing it* Alfred, it's okay, I'm here.
Stranger: Arthur I think want go to the light....I think I will
You: Someone's gonna be coming soon and hopefully you'll be better
You: ALFRED!
You: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
Stranger: Arthur....I....I....
You: Yes, Alfred *verge of manry tears*
Stranger: I...want to tell you....I....I
You: Yes...
You: Alfred? Are you there?
Stranger: I...loo...I...I...
You: Alfred! You can't die on me now!
Stranger: I....lov...lov...
You: Yes...
You: Please Alfred! Just wait! Someone will be there as soon as possible...
Stranger: I can't hold on anymore...its too bright....Arthur....I..I...love....
You: JUST TRY TO HOLD ON
You: It's going to be alright, just don't die...
Stranger: I'm sorry Artie...don't hate me....cuz I...love...y...
You: Yes?
You: Alfred, you git! Don't die now!
You: Alfred?!
You: ALFRED, ARE YOU THERE?! *freaking out*
You: Alfred? *bursts into tears nao*
Stranger: A..rtie...
You: Alfred?
You: Please don't go Alfred.
Stranger: I...love....you.... X_X
You: ...
Stranger: *iz deadz*
You: *speechless*
You: This was all your fault, you wanker. If you didn't eat all those bloody hamburgers, then this wouldn't have happened...
You: *tears be rollin' down* I shouldn't say that... I love you too Alfred... Although it doesn't mean anything now that you're...
Stranger: YAY! I knew you loved me too!
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: Haha! I got you to say it!
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: I win! I win!
You: YOU WANKER
Stranger: I love you too!
You: IT WAS JUST ALL IN THE MOMENT
Stranger: That's a lie !
!
You: I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT! >:O
Stranger: Lies! You know you love me!
You: *wipes away tears*
You: That's bullshit.
Stranger: Not bullshit!
Stranger: I love you and you love me!
Stranger: Now stop being such an idiot and stop denying it!
You: You damn American... You're being ridiculous.
Stranger: You love my ricidulous!
Stranger: ^^
You: That's a lie. >_<
Stranger: Not a lie! Now come! You've already admited it! No sense in hiding it any longer!
You: I'm not hiding anything. I didn't mean anything I said. It was just shock. >_>
Stranger: Don't say that Artie! Come on!
You: Ugh, if I say it's true, will you shut up?
Stranger: maybe!
You: For you, I suppose that's good enough. Yeah, it's true...>///<
Stranger: HAHAHAHA! YES! I KNEW IT!
You: Just stop being so giddy about it.
You: (Hey, I'll brb in like 5-10 minutes)
Stranger: (haha all right)
Stranger: But its just such good news!
You: (back!)
Stranger: (awesome! welcome back)
You: Everyone practically knew...
You: Or at least thought so because of Francis...
Stranger: Haha! Yes, but I wanted to hear you say it! ^^
You: Is there something oh-so special aboout ME saying three stupid words?
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Its special because you said them!
You: Are you going to go trotting around world meetings cheering about that now?
Stranger: You're good! How'd ya know?
You: YOU WANKER! DON'T DO THAT! >///<
Stranger: Why not?
You: It's humiliating.
Stranger: Haha! No way!
You: Alfred, you have to learn to understand the emotions of OTHERS
You: and not just your own.
You: What if someone did that same thing about you?
Stranger: I do understand the emotions of others! I'd totally be all for it
Stranger:
You: Hmmm... What if someone was lying about it? Would you be humiliated AT ALL?
Stranger: Haha! Who would do that anyway? That'd be so lame!
You: Exactly.
Stranger: Well I want everyone to know that you're off limits!
You: The only person who ever tries to hit on me is /FRANCIS/
Stranger: Exactly!
You: So I doubt you'll need to do that.
You: Francis hits on everyone. Regardless.
Stranger: But he likes you alot and i don't want him hitting on you! So i'm gonna announce it so he'll know for sure!
You: (holyshit, I mention France and French pop starts playing on my iPod. Is this an omen?)
You: HE'LL STILL DO IT THOUGH!
You: DON'T YOU GET IT?!
Stranger: (baaad omen! XD)
Stranger: THEN I'll KICK HIS ASS!
You: ... I can't think of any rebuttal for that. Actually, I probably would enjoy it.
You: >
Stranger: Haha! Finally! No rebuttal!
Stranger: he better not try to come near you again or he'll be sorry!
Stranger: you're mine now!
You: Alfred, you idiot. You still don't get that this would still be embarassing for ME.
Stranger: I may be an idiot! But i'm your idiot! ^^ How could it be embarasing?
You: *tries to think of a reason, but fails* IT JUST IS!
Stranger: Sure it is Artie...sure it is!
You: IT IS
You: Something can be embarassing for unexplainable reasons!
Stranger: Oh really? I find that hard to believe!
You: People are most definitely going to laugh at us.
You: There! Is that a good reason?!
Stranger: They're just gonna be jealous of how lucky I am!
You: *would totally insult Alfred about how foolish that remark is if it wasn't about him. Now he feels loved XP* You wanker...
Stranger: I love you too, Arthur!
You: =_=
You: I guess nothing I say is going to stop you, you idiot.
Stranger: Glad you've finally realized that you lost the battle!
You: Ugh... *dread*
Stranger: *does happy dance* yaay!
You: So, how are you Alfred?
Stranger: I'm excited! Though I'm still a bit sick!
Stranger: What about you Arthur?
You: I'm a little sick too, thanks to YOU and I'm going to be humiliated at our next world meeting, which I dread. Otherwise, I'm fine.
Stranger: Haha! You're welcome Artie!
You: You know, almost all that bad things that happen to me are because of you, you git. >_<
Stranger: Oh come on! Not all bad things!
You: Name something good.
Stranger: uh...WWII! Lend Lease!
You: Okay, that's true...
Stranger: See! Not everything is my fault!
You: I suppose so..
Stranger: I mean what has really been my fault anyways?
You: My cold for one. And this isn't the first time.
You: The American Revolution for another.
Stranger: That because you kept taking my money from me! D:
You: Well you deserved it for spilling my tea!
Stranger: You took my money before the tea!
You: Well we needed to pay damages for the 7 years war!
Stranger: Well why'd you have to take from me? You had other colonie!
Stranger: colonies*
You: Well, you were my most wealthy and populated!
Stranger: You could have taken from Matt!
You: *tries to remember, then all OH YEAH HIM*
You: I.. um... *wants to say something that isn't "I completely forgot about him"*
Stranger: I know he was still getting over his time with Francis, but he's a big boy he could have handled it!
You: You didn't though...
Stranger: Well i was still young!
You: He was younger!
Stranger: He's got more resources!
You: Ugh, why couldn't we go back to when you were younger?
Stranger: because then you'd be a pedo!
You: I WASN'T A PEDO >:O
Stranger: haha! well if we went back to when i was young....then you would be
You: I'M NOT A PEDO, ALFRED. I NEVER WAS. *denial is thick here*
Stranger: I don't believe you!
You: You never believe me, you git!
Stranger: Because I know you are lying!
You: Just because I say something that you don't agree with, it doesn't mean I'm lying!
Stranger: Well that may be true...
Stranger: but I know you're lying now!
You: Oh really?
Stranger: yah really!
You: Well, maybe I was a pedo if I thought you were more DECENT as a child.
Stranger: XD I'm not decent now/
Stranger: ?(
Stranger: ?*
You: Oh bloody hell no.
Stranger: Hahaha!
Stranger: You're so mean Artie!
You: Says the incredibly idiotic American who seems like he's TRYING to humiliate me with every conversation we have.
Stranger: Cuz i know you're blushing and its cute!
You: YOU GIT! >///<
Stranger: I'm sorry! You're just so adorable
You: ....Be quiet you wanker.
Stranger: See! You're so adorable!
Stranger: Sooo cute! Haha!
You: Can we change the subject?
Stranger: go right ahead cutie!
You: *facepalm*
You: *tries to think of another topic of conversation, but fails*
Stranger: heh heh having a little trouble, Artie?
You: I can't think of anything else to talk about that won't end up with me humiliated.
Stranger: aw come on it can't be that hard!
You: Then you try it!
Stranger: All right!
Stranger: well....darn!
You: See? You can't think of anything either!
Stranger: haha! I can't! Everything I'm coming up with will just make you blush!
You: Oh God...
Stranger: ^^ Sorry Artie!
You: So, what the bloody hell are we going to talk about?
Stranger: Lets talk about what we're going to name the children
You: :O WAT
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: You heard me
You: This was NOT what I had in mind.
Stranger: well we're going to need to talk about it at some point!
You: Who said anything about CHILDREN anyway?
Stranger: Little US and British Virgin Islands of course ;D
You: Can we PLEASE talk about something less idiotic?
Stranger: But they're out babies!
Stranger: (brb for a bit)
You: (kay)
You: I'll let YOU have the honors of naming them then.
Stranger: (back)
You: (Huzzah! XP)
Stranger: They should be called....Ronald McDonald and Yankee Doodle!
You: ...No.
Stranger: You said I could name them!
You: Not such ridiculous names though.
You: You do know I came up with Yankee Doodle, don't you?
You: To make fun of you.
Stranger: They're not ridiculous! They're awesome!
You: I don't want our children to be laughed at.
Stranger: Fine! Then you put in some ideas! You're their mom anyways!
You: WAIT, WHY AM I THE MOM?!
Stranger: ^^ Cuz you're cute!
You: *facepalmxinfinity*
Stranger: (lmao!)
Stranger: besides you're totally the mommy type
You: (Dude, I'm on Behindthename right now and apparently a very popular name in 2008 in England was... Alfie. So much win.)
You: How am I the "mommy" type?
Stranger: (That is utterly amazing! )
Stranger: You're the one who had all the colonies!
You: You had colonies too, you know.
Stranger: Yeah but I didn't keep them long
Stranger: you had them for like hundreds of years!
You: *is in another losing battle* Let's just come up with some better names
Stranger: Hahaha! Yes!
You: How about Samuel and George. NORMAL NAMES.
Stranger: Samuel Adams and George Washington!
Stranger: Yeah!
You: Oshi-
Stranger: hahaha
You: Why did all your founding fathers have such normal names anyway?
You: Now we can't name our children that!
Stranger: ^^ Cuz they were normal people
You: They were a bunch of rebellious delinquents.
Stranger: they were just standing up for their rights!
You: Bullocks.
Stranger: heheheh
Stranger: how about Andrew!
You: That's a good... WAIT.
Stranger: What?
You: Andrew Jackson.
Stranger: Dang it!
You: He hated us.
Stranger:
You: How about Charles?
Stranger: he was one of your kings! D:
You: I've had TWO kings named Charles thank you very much...
You: How about Harry?
Stranger: Now we're getting somewhere!
You: I think we can agree on Harry
Stranger: At least you didn't say George
Stranger: haha!
You: I feel like I'm doing all the work here.
Stranger: Okay okay!
Stranger: How about
Stranger: Fredrick
You: That one sounds good.
Stranger: hah! So Harry and Fredrick!
You: That works.
You: Now that we got that cleared up, what next?
Stranger:
Stranger: Lets seeeeeeee
Stranger: Who are the godparents!
You: Out of THESE people?
Stranger: YES!
You: Okay, well, Japan has to be one.
Stranger: of course! Cuz he's cool like that!
Stranger: maybe....not Francis....
You: Most definitely not Francis
You: Not Ivan...
Stranger: Oh god! Can you imagine?
You: They'd be terrified!
Stranger: Maybe Germany and Italy
You: Aren't there supposed to be two godparents?
Stranger: yes a god mom and dad
You: Well, Germany and Italy work...
Stranger: so Japan and who?
You: Ugh, I hate parenting. You know I never did any of this shit with you.
Stranger: haha! Well this time we're doing it right!
You: So, you're saying that if I gave you godparents, you never would have revolted?
Stranger: maybe ^^

You: Now if only I can make a time machine and tell myself to give you godparents.
You: We'll see how that turns out.
You: *the sarcastic is so acidic here*
Stranger: I can't wait to see ^^
You: I was being sarcastic, you wanker.
Stranger: haha! Sacrasm is totally not my friend!
You: Make friends with it.
Stranger: Aww! Only for you Artie
You: Very well Alfred.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: ^^
You: What?
You: You look like you have an idea.
You: And that's bad.
Stranger: Yes! I'm trying to hold myself back! I really want to make you blush!
You: Why start now?
You: You've been doing it for the past 3 hours or so
Stranger: heh heh! Wow we've been at it that long!
You: I suppose so
Stranger: We've gone from asking what we're doing on here to talking about babies! hahaha
You: And you've yet fail to embarass me at every turn.
Stranger: Its my specialty!
You: It's also that frog Francis's.
Stranger: Of course, but I know you like it when I do it! ^^
You: Shut up, you bugger.
Stranger: Haha! You know you love it!
You: *moar tsundere*
Stranger: Haha! (Tsundere=adorableness!)
You: (Inorite?)
Stranger: (it totally makes me giggle uncontrollably sometimes!)
You: (That's true for just about everyone! XD)
Stranger: (XD I just have to say that this has been the best convo i have ever had on this site)
You: (Aww, Thanks! This is one of mine too!)
You: *thinks of a way to change the subject* So, you never specified what exactly you were doing here. >
Stranger: Neither did you!
You: I asked first.
Stranger: uhhhh
Stranger: well you see I was...
You: Yes...
Stranger: I was...bored....
You: Ah, I see. Same for me.
Stranger: Haha! Seriously? You weren't on here for some kinky stranger sex? XD
You: Seriously. *probably totally has fingers crossed*
You: And the same goes for you?
Stranger: Uh! Of course not!
Stranger: Heh heh!
You: Okay then...
You: *awkward silence ftw XD*
Stranger: *awkward silence is awkward! *
You: *breaking awkward silence by changing subject* So, Alfred, Christmas is coming up...
Stranger: Ohhh yah! You're coming to the Christmas Party right?
You: Sure, whatever.
Stranger: what do you want as a present?
You: Hmm.. I actually hadn't thought about it... :\
You: I'm not sure...
Stranger: Not sure? There's less than a month away! come what do you really want?
You: Hmmm now that you mention it, I would like you to NOT go around during the next world meeting and telling everyone that I love you.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: But but!
You: That would be a great Christmas present from you, Alfred.
Stranger: But I want everyone to know!
You: Well it's humiliating for me.
Stranger: Fine! But i want to get you something else!
You: Something else? Like what?
Stranger: Something....something i can wrap up and give to you!
You: I really can't think of any material things I want that I don't already have.
Stranger: Nothing at all?
You: Nothing at all.
Stranger: awww
You: Sorry Alfred, but I really can't think of anything.
Stranger: Then I will suprise you!
You: Oh boy...
Stranger: You'll love it!
You: Is that so?
Stranger: Yes! You will!
You: Okay.
You: Is there anything you want, Alfred?
Stranger: hmmm I want you to tell me that you love me infront of the other nations!
You: ...
You: No.
Stranger: but thats what I want for christmas!
You: But it goes against MY Christmas wish.
Stranger: But..but...but! *totally pouting now*
You: Come on, Alfred. Don't act like a little kid.
Stranger: but i want you to do it! D:
Stranger: Please?
You: I'm not going to do it.
Stranger: Pleeeeeeeasssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
You: No.
Stranger: Please!!!!!!!
You: I'm not doing it, Alfred. You can't convince me to.
Stranger: Why not! Please?
You: Because it goes against my Christmas wish and if you want to get me something material, then shouldn't I get you something material?
Stranger: Fine! Then you suprise me too!
You: I think I know what to get you anyway. XD
Stranger: Really/
Stranger: ?*
Stranger: what is it?
You: It's a surprise.

Moar Omegle crap!
In all this mess:
I find out that Canada married America,
I own a unicorn,
I find Marcie,
Drake and Josh meet up,
I get called a bitch,
I confuse people with the truth,
I find the most win coincidence evar,
A guy looks for himself, which I guide him to do,
and I talk with... who?

I made a new motivator! That means Schroeder rapefaic isn't staring at me through a folder!

SNOW......It's looks like ice. *Awaits flaming from Data

Seventh Set of Omegle chats. It's kinda small, but here:
Light makes a metaphor,
I speak to a dog,
I solve physics,
I sing,
I trick someone into thinking I'm from the future,
and two people are stuck in the past.

Hmm, I think Nor will like this one. Zane will hate it if he ever returns.
I used The Love Calculator to get these percentages... Go there, and you'll see I'm right.

Nitpicky motivator is nitpicky.
But seriously. I facepalm at this video title.

Moar trollings ahoy! Here I:
Reference a lame little meme,
Explain how we lose intelligence while on Omegle,
Find that pranks fail hard when people can't spell,
Find a way to fight back against people who say "The Game" (and apologize to Nor),
Make yet another reference to something I've never seen,
And watch as someone screws up.

Onesided PrussiaxAustria chat in which Prussia is a foot fetishist and Austria is wishy-washy. Stranger's Prussia, I'm Austria.

Stranger: Hi, I'm fucking awesome.
You: Is this Gilbert?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I thought so.
Stranger: Who did you think this was?
Stranger: So what's been up?
You: Not too much since you bothered me this morning, you fool.
Stranger: A fool in love.
Stranger: With your perfect, perfect feet.
You: You do know I have a girlfriend, right?
Stranger: She can watch me tickle your arches.
You: You fool. I'm not letting you touch my foot.
Stranger: Why do you throw my love away?
You: Because 1) I have a girlfriend, 2) I don't like you, and 3) You're a fool.
Stranger: 1) She's a whore. I understand you so much more. 2) You could learn to love me. 3). A fool for you!
You: How is Elizaveta a whore? Explain it.
Stranger: She flirts with Barthalowmew when you're not paying attention!
You: I feel like you're making this up.
Stranger: I feel like you just don't trust me.
Stranger: I know you've been hurt, but I'm different.
You: I don't, you fool.
You: You're different in that your are a self-obsessed guy with no friends.
Stranger: You know what
Stranger: I am done with your shit
You: Is that so?
Stranger: I hate you and your face
You: Likewise.
Stranger: your feet are fat anyway
Stranger: you bastard
You: Are you done?
Stranger: DONE WITH YOU!
You: That's good.
Stranger: WAIT! I didn't mean it! Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Ugh.... Fine....
Stranger: Now I no longer desire you.