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CHAT WITH ONIGIRI AND DZ FTW! It gets kinda confusing...

You: [ONIGIRI]?!
Stranger: hi
You: DUDE!
You: OMG!
You: WE DID IT!
Stranger: hiiiiii!
Stranger:
You: We fucking did it!
Stranger: yayyyyy!!!!!!!
You: Texting from two feet away?!
Stranger: What now?
Stranger: for shame
You: OMG GUESS WHO IS HERE!
Stranger: r chan?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: ;poiukyhjgtws
You: YES!
You: .';poliujyhtgfrd
Stranger: im not talking to a stranger!!!!
You: Neither am I.... :O
Stranger: WIN
Stranger: XD
You: I.
You: KNEW.
You: SOMEONE.
You: ON.
You: OMEGLE!
You: WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Stranger: ADVENTURE TIME!!!! ;D
Stranger: UJRNHJIYDGU8IYHOKU
You: ARE YOU BRB-ING
You: I SAW YOU GOT UP FROM YOUR CHAIR.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I HAD TO GO DIE
Stranger: SORRY ABOUT THAT
You: AND NOW I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU LIIIIIEEEE
You: YES.
Stranger: You're a liar...
You: YOUR HAIR IS LONGER.
Stranger: :c
You: AND MARCELINE IS EMO.
Stranger: I knooow
Stranger: OH MY GOOOD
Stranger: [ONIGIRI] FAAAAAARTED
You: :O
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAGH
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Heeelllppp
You: I SEES DA FISHIES
Stranger: help meh pwacks
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ..
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: STOP SPAMMING, [DZ]
You: BUBBLEGUM, AWAY!
Stranger: NOOO
DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
Stranger: *E
You: I'll nevar leave.
Stranger: I needed nine "E"s
Stranger: :9
Stranger: :3
You: NAIN?
You: I don't know where to buy one of those cats.
You: I want Sprite.
Stranger: COME GET SOME
You: I'M LAZY, BITCH.
Stranger: I still cant believe this is happening
You: YOU ARE A PIRATE
You: MARCELINE, DORORO, AND GAY LUIGI HAD AN OMEGLE CHAT.
You: AND THEY WERE WATCHING ADVENTURE TAIMS
You: [ONIGIRI] SHOULD DO A KOYUKI COSPLAY
You: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MEHHHH
Stranger: BECAUSE IM A BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH
You: EVERY SITE HAS PORN ADS.
You: :O
You: GET ON MY SWAN, BITCH.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NEVERRRRRRRRR
You: DO EET
You: OR I WILL PULL ON YOUR HAIR LOOPIEEEEES
Stranger: NUUUUUUUUU
You: COME ALONG WITH MEEE
You: WITH THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEEES
You: YOU GO UP, [DZ]!
You: BOB SAGET!
You: "MARIO?! Oh, Lopez."
You: YOU ARE KIND.
You: WE CANNOT HAVE SCHOOL ON MEMORIAL DAY.
Stranger: I AM TALKING TO MYSELF.
You: HAI SELF.
Stranger: WHERE DID THE OTHERS GO?
You: IDK
Stranger: FOREVER ALONE
You: So
You: We are talking from two feet away
You: literally
Stranger: For shame!
Stranger: :O
You: We found each other on omegle
You: Or rather
Stranger: Not you.
You: Salsa-chan and Splodey-chan did/
You: C:
Stranger: STOP READING MSPA. :O
You: NO
You: NEVAAARRRRRR
Stranger: PINGAS.
You: TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN
Stranger: ONCE AGAIN FOREVER ALONE.
You: BABIES
You: 877 CASH NAO
You: WHY ARE THEY ALL IN THE SHOWER
You: CONNECT, BITCH
You: Azula is a crazy bitch.
Stranger: Yesss
Stranger: Didi you save it yet/
Stranger: *?
You: YES!
You: And this is the end of the only chat between two not-strangers.
You: Or three.
You: :3
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: OOOO
Stranger: OOO
Stranger: OO
Stranger: o
Stranger: .

A chat between Lucy (Stranger) and Rerun (Me)

You: WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A PUPPY, LUCY?
Stranger: Cuz I don't want to take care of it!!!
Stranger: You are
Stranger: Irresponsible
You: D: I AM NOT.
Stranger: Yes!!!
You: YOU KNOW...
Stranger: You killed your cat!!
You: :O
You: WE NEVER HAD A CAT.
Stranger: Oh my bad I meant fish!!!!
You: We never had any pets!
Stranger: Yes we did!
You: We have a brother, but he's still alive.
Stranger: You just choose not to
Stranger: Remember
You: Well, I'm only 5 years old, ya know!
Stranger: Mike is still alive?????!!!?!!!?!(
You: Who's Mike?!
Stranger: I thought you knew!!!
You: I thought we had a brother named Linus! D: Did he change his name before I was born?!
Stranger: Yeah he did!!! We just didn't tell you
Stranger: I'm so sorry
You: I feel so left out!
You: D:
Stranger: You werent ready to know!
You: I'm a part of this family, so I have a right to know!
Stranger: You're adopted!!
You: I AM?!
Stranger: Should have told u that too
You: BUT I LOOK SO MUCH LIKE LINUS.
Stranger: Linus is adopted too!!
You: O: DOES LINUS KNOW?!
Stranger: Yes he has known since day one!!
Stranger: He took it well
You: HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THIS CRAP?!

Then the server DC'ed. D:

For Forever Alone Singles Awareness New Regular Show Very Warm VALENTINES DAY, I have made a new trolling set. Here, I:
Find that Dedede is in fact, gay,
Meet someone who doesn't need my snark,
Search for Kira,
Prove ZIM's point,
Roleplay,
Become aware of a single,
Make a reference to the trollpoet,
And run into so many fucking robots.

It's my 10th set! You'd think I'd do something, but I won't! There aren't even 10 trollings in here to emphasize 10... Yeah, I'm a bitch. So anyways, in this set:
Canada turns the tables,
I continue to troll the JWs, because people don't do it enough,
I am not any of those tumblr peoples,
I'm pregnant,
I outhorse a bitch,
Johnny dies,
Roland realizes the suck of his name,
And I don't have to do shit anymore...
ALSO I MAKE LISTS ALL THE TIME.

DURR HURR A MOTIVATOR.

I hate and love this bloody game.

Set 11 of Omegle chats. Blahblahblah People are stupid and like to have sex with animals.

DUEL PICTURES.
First up, courtesy our favorite character-savvy genie, A MOTIVATOR.


And now, a Tamama Comic.

HEEEEEEY~! How you doing? I wanted to wish you a happy birthday yesterday, but i was helping a mutual friend move, then I was at Barnes & Noble, then i forgot, (JK), so....to compensate with not being able to get you a present, here are some half ass photos of my using some pivot joints as ball-and-socket joints





And here's a birthday card.



And now this





HAppy CAKE! I'm watching Toy Story 3 right now.

America trolling Voldemort. This is probably epic to you.

You: Yo, is this Arthur Kirkland?!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: JUST KIDDING
Stranger: This Voldemort
You: Awww...
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: Haha! Cool!
Stranger: You dead
You: You can't kill me!
You: I'M THE HERO!
You: HAHAHAHA!
Stranger: NEVER
You: Haha! So, Voldie, have you ever read that one story..
Stranger: THE DARK LORD IS NEVER DEFEATED
You: Haha! I never said I defeated you. I just said you couldn't kill me.
You: Not even that fatass Ivan could kill me.
Stranger: Whom is this Ivan you speak of
Stranger: Is he one of my death eaters?
You: He's this big, crazy Russian dude.
Stranger: Ahhh
You: So, Voldie... What's your weakness?
Stranger: NOTHING
Stranger: I have no weaknesses
You: Haha! Not even...
You: TWILIGHT.
Stranger: ARRRGGFFF I THOUGH I KILLED HIM
Stranger: THAT CEDRIC BOY
You: Hahaha! Well, someone needed to be there for Bella, because you know what they say about Jacob...
You: HE'S A BULLY CHARLIE BROWN.
Stranger: ARRFFF DON'T SPEAK OF THTA HORRID SUBJECT OF TWILIGHT
You: Hahaha! I found Voldie's weakness!
You: TEAM EDWARD. LOL
Stranger: AHHHH AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA AVADA KEDAVRA
You: Hahaha! I'm still the HERO. You can't get me!
Stranger: NEEVVVVEEERRRR
You: So what about that Bella Swan.... Haha!
Stranger: ARRRGGG
You: Haha! You know what, Voldie, I'll stop!
Stranger: GOOD
You: But what do you think about...
You: MY IMMORTAL.
Stranger: GAAAHHH
You: Hahaha! Isn't Enoby a great character?!
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Your a filthy muggle aren
Stranger: t you
You: Haha! Yeah. My friend Arthur likes to pretend he's a wizard though. He needs mental health.
Stranger: unworthly of saying the dark lords name
You: Er... Therapy. Whatever.
You: I never said your name.
You: I always called you Voldie.
Stranger: Pffftttt no muggles can amount to anything a wizard can
You: Hahaha!
Stranger: >
You: Orly?
You: I bet I could.
Stranger: NEVER
You: You know why?
Stranger: You can't
You: Because I am... THE HERO
Stranger: impossible
Stranger: I am the dark lord....
Stranger: NUFF SAID
You: Yeah, and I'm THE HERO.
Stranger: DARK LORD
You: Alfred F. "FUCK YEAH" Jones.
You: THE MOTHERFUCKING HERO.
Stranger: LORD VOLDEMORT
You: I probably fucked your mother, bro!
Stranger: THE MOTHERFUCKING DARKK LORD
You: The Darkk Lord?!
You: Hahaha!
Stranger: DO NOT SCOFF AT MEEEEE
You: Look everyone! It's Voldie! The Darkk Lord!
You: Hahaha
Stranger: I shall return in one second I have to apperate to someone you're not welcome but I shall be back
You: Hahaha Okey!
Stranger: THE DARK LORD IS BACL
Stranger: BACK
You: Haha! Alright!
You: You know, even I don't make that big of an entrance!
You: Except at parties and when I wanna freak out Arthur!
Stranger: I am the dark lord I deserve a big entrance
You: Haha! I wasn't saying you didn't.
You: Then again, the only reason I don't make big entrances to meetings is because I'm always late.
You: And Arthur yells at me. ._.
Stranger: Ohhh sometimes I have to yell at Snape for being late *tisk tisk* such a hassle
You: Haha! Sorry, I'm getting hungry. I'm off to go eat some hamburgers!
You: Bye Voldie!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW. But apparently Schroeder has boobs and Mary Sue PIANO is amazing as fuck.


A MUSICAL Occurrence

LUCY paced up and down, jiggling her EYEBROW. Her very good friend, Mary Sue PIANO, had arranged to meet her here ON DA PIANO. "I have something SEKUSHI to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue PIANO was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, LUCY expected to see her bounce up, her CRAZEH hair streaming behind her and her PURPULL eyes aglow.

LUCY heard footsteps, but they seemed rather TREE LIKE for a delicate and CRABBY girl like Mary Sue PIANO, whose tread was CANADIAN. She turned around and found SCHROEDER staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" SCHROEDER said BOREDLY. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

LUCY had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so DASHINGLY. "Mary Sue PIANO asked to meet me here." As she gazed at SCHROEDER, her SPINE began to throb SEDUCTIVELY.

"Oh," SCHROEDER said, MAGICALLY. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," LUCY said and caught SCHROEDER by his BOOB. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," SCHROEDER said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, LIKE BEETHOVEN'S MOONLIGHT SONATA.

From behind a HOUSE, Mary Sue PIANO watched with a DEADLY light in her BITCHY eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "LUCY/SCHROEDER". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the UNICORN from extinction.

The chatbox isn't working, so have my cocaine filled USUK chat. I'm England in this one. And it's REALLY OOC.

You: SO HOW ABOUT THAT ARTHUR?
Stranger: AHHHH!!!
Stranger: He's always drunk!!
You: Not ALWAYS.
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: sometimes he's high
Stranger: AND
Stranger: drunk
You: Just who are you anyway?
Stranger: I am a federal agent assigned to his case. We believe he is trafficking several forms of methamphetamine.
You: Why do you believe that?
Stranger: There have been several eye witness reports and we just...
Stranger: I CANNOT DISCUSS THIS!!!
You: These eyewitness reports.
Stranger: THIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
You: Do they belong to a blonde haired glasses wearing Hero-wannabe?
Stranger: .......
Stranger: not all of them...
You: Most of them then?
Stranger: NO! I NEVER
Stranger: wait
Stranger: CLASSIFIED
You: WHY DO THESE THINGS HAVE TO BE SO BLOODY COMPLICATED?
Stranger: I SEE THE WAY YOU ACT LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS ME FRUSTRATED
You: WHO AM I ACTING LIKE?
You: Or is that classified too?
Stranger: You're acting like Julio, Arthur's mexican counterpart
You: J-Julio?! Who the hell is Julio? (AND WHY DID I READ TULIO?)
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU ARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE TULIO!!!
Stranger: ITS WAS A TEST!!!
Stranger: SECURITY!!!
Stranger: SWAT TEAM
Stranger: TOM CRUISE
Stranger: ATTACK!
You: WAIT, WHAT? NO.
You: I'M NOT TULIO.
Stranger: .....................thats what they all say
You: I'M ARTHUR, GODDAMMIT!
You: LET ME GO. >o<
Stranger: ARTHUR!!!!
Stranger: BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
Stranger: AMY WINEHOUSE'S GHOST
Stranger: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BUT I /AM/ ARTHUR!
You: Oh wait, you want Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse's Ghost to Attack ME, not Arthur, Britney, and Amy's Ghost to attack Tulio WHY IS HE EVEN IN THIS ANYWAY?
You: derp!
Stranger: Tulio doesn't deserve the Britney attack...
Stranger: He doesn't know any better
Stranger: He's just a little person
Stranger: a ferocious crack addicted little person
You: DAMMIT ALFRED, IF THIS IS YOU, I'M GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUNCH YOU INTO NEXT WEEK.
Stranger: heeheehee
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
You: D:< FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: -memeface-
Stranger: And just so you know
Stranger: I MURDERED ALFRED LAST NIGHT
You: D: OH NO.
Stranger: He owed me money
You: But. The US is still here.
Stranger: He had a severe gambling addiction which was only lessened by his immense love for prostitutes...
You: Dammit, Alfred.
Stranger: I tried to tell him
Stranger: I tried
Stranger: I said give me your prostitutes and we will be even
Stranger: but
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: he couldn't even spare one
Stranger: so
Stranger: I fed him to my pet porcupine
Stranger: it was a very extensive death
You: He can't really be dead! *denial lols*
Stranger: took a LONG time
Stranger: but yeah
Stranger: he's a goner
You: D:
Stranger: But before he died
Stranger: he said for me to pass on a message to you
You: What is it?
Stranger: Are you sure you are ready for it?
You: I am certain.
You: What is the message?
Stranger: First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Stranger: I don't know how he managed to get all that out there as the porcupine nibbled away at his throat
Stranger: but
Stranger: he did
You: Alfred's not dead *MOAR DENIAL*
You: Why wold he spout out poetry like that. He hates poetry.
Stranger: IT'S A RIDDLE
You: He also hates riddles.
Stranger: YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM
You: YES I DID.
Stranger: THE WAY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNEW HIM
You: HE WAS MY SON. BROTHER. FRIEND. PERSON. WHATEVER.
Stranger: Thats just full of incest.
You: (I know.)
You: (It does sound that way.)
Stranger: I really wouldn't admit that to anyone
You: I meant in an adoptive way.
Stranger: Sure you do
Stranger: (complete disbelief)
You: We aren't blood related!
Stranger: uh huh
You: WE DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE >o<
Stranger: MOST FRATERNAL TWINS DON'T
You: I'M FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS.
Stranger: TWINS ARE NOT BORN AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: ONE HAS TO BE A BIT OLDER
You: WE AREN'T BLOODY TWINS AND IF WE WERE, THAT'S MESSED UP.
Stranger: Then you were a busy four year old sir
You: IT DOESN'T.
You: Oh fine I give up.
Stranger: -win-
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: I still think this is Alfred.
You: This isn't the first time you faked your own death, you wanker.
Stranger: ......
Stranger: Well
Stranger: prostitutes have pimps
Stranger: and you kill one hooker
Stranger: or eleven
Stranger: and next thing you know
Stranger: everyone thinks you're a bad person
You: What does that have to do with anything?
Stranger: UM
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: I'M AN FBI AGENT
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: -legitimate face-
You: -_-
Stranger: ...do you believe me?
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: What do you think?
Stranger: CRAP
Stranger: You don't believe me at all
Stranger: >.<
You: I don't. In fact, I still think you're Alfred.
Stranger: ...Arthur....?
Stranger: Its...its so cold......
You: Alfred?
Stranger: Its dark...
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I can't breathe...
You: Stop making crap up, Alfred.
Stranger: -gasp-
Stranger: -gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssppppppppppppppppp-
Stranger: -peeks with one eye-
Stranger: -resumes dying face-
Stranger: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WOE IS MEEEEEE
You: *Starting to believe, like just a little, but not showing it* Alfred, stop the crap.
Stranger: IT HURTS SO BAD
Stranger: -screams-
Stranger: -in AGONY-
You: *Now worried* Alfred, where are you?
You: What's going on?
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: I can't see
Stranger: I CAN'T BREATHE
Stranger: -wheezing-
You: *Panicking* Don't worry, Alfred! I'll think of something!
Stranger: ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: *Verymuchpanicking*
Stranger: ARTHUR WHYYYYYYY??????????????
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME?????????????
You: How is this my fault?! *idea* All you have to do is give the guy his whores back!
Stranger: I KILLED THEM
Stranger: Arthur
Stranger: I-...
Stranger: I killed them all
You: Oh no.
You: *horrified*
Stranger: They asked for money
Stranger: and I
Stranger: I just spent it all
You: Maybe you shouldn't have been spending so much on hamburgers.
Stranger: it wasn't the burgerssssss
Stranger: it was the other whores
Stranger: and the cocaine
Stranger: oh the GLORIOUS COCAINE
You: (So much crack, I love it.)
You: DAMMIT ALFRED. DRUGS ARE BAD.
Stranger: NO THEY ARE NOT
Stranger: THEY ARE YUMMEH
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: I have learned my lesson
Stranger: ?
You: Yes, but now you're going to DIE! *panics moar*
Stranger: Arthur....do you love me?
Stranger: DAMN IT ARTHUR I ASKED YOU A QUESTION
Stranger: THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH
You: ........................
You: Yes, Alfred. I love you.
Stranger: Then...then you can save me
You: How?
Stranger: I need you to sacrifice yourself for me Arthur
Stranger: DO IT FOR OUR FAMILY
You: WE AREN'T A FAMILY ANYMORE, ALFRED.
You: YOU LEFT ME.
Stranger: I WAS KIDNAPPED
You: BULLSHIT, WE HAD A WHOLE BLOODY WAR ABOUT IT.
Stranger: I'm sorry...
Stranger: I am so
Stranger: -bursts out laughing-
Stranger: Are you CRYING Arthur??
You: *totally is* WHA?! NO! My eyes are just getting watery. You idiot!
Stranger: BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: PANSY!
Stranger: You little SISSY GIRL!!!
You: I AM NOT A PANSY YOU WANKER.
Stranger: I'm in Cabo!!
Stranger: Sipping pina coladas
Stranger: with a whole room for of women
Stranger: that I don't HAVE to pay
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: Can't believe you fell for it
You: >///< YOU BLOODY WANKER! I can't believe you did that! AGAIN
Stranger: I get you like that all the time
You: Dammit, Alfred.
Stranger: come on Arthur
Stranger: lets cuddle
Stranger: I'm drunk
Stranger: pshhhhahhaa
Stranger: NO I'M NOT
Stranger: -cocaine-
You: *Still like crazy embarassed and shit*
You: *And doesn't wanna talk to you, it seems*
You: >////<
Stranger: Arthurrrrrrrr
Stranger: Come onnnnn
Stranger: lets snuggle
Stranger: Arthurrrrrrrr
Stranger: I'll let you borrow a womannnn
You: ....No. >//////<
Stranger: A man?
Stranger: If thats your preference...
You: THE HELL, ALFRED?!
You: *Hit*
Stranger: -giggles-
Stranger: Don't tempt me when I'm not sober Arthur
Stranger: I only consider the possibility
You: Whatever. I'm still not talking to you, you idiot.
You: >/////<
Stranger: Arthurrrr
Stranger: I'm SORRY
Stranger: want some money?
Stranger: some cocaine?
Stranger: would that make you better?
Stranger: Nice bag of coke?
You: Do you really mean it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: -waves bag-
Stranger: wannnnittt?
You: I meant the apology. Did you mean that?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that to
Stranger: too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the drugs
You: Honestly, because I'm not falling for your stupid pranks again.
You: *Oh watch him fall for one of Alfred's stupid pranks again*
Stranger: -Puts hand on bag of coke-
Stranger: I promise
You: Okay Alfred. I forgive you.
Stranger: want the coke bag>
Stranger: ?
You: No thank you. Not right now.
Stranger: Come onnnn
Stranger: takeee itttttt
You: Okay, fine!
You: *Le take*
Stranger: -trollface-
Stranger: hows that coke?
Stranger: coke a colaaaa?
You: *Open*
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: -dances-
Stranger: -trolllllllllllllllllllllllllllldance-
You: DAMMIT, ALFRED.
You: (I'd just like to say, whoever you are, you are amazing and I totally love you. This chat is awesome.)
Stranger: (I would like to say the EXACT same thing. Where have you been all my -omegle- life??)
You: (Apparently, not asking "SO HOW ABOUT THAT ARTHUR?")
You: (Fuck, I only did that to see how many different reactions I'd get. Note: After 57 tries, 58 will be awesome.)
Stranger: (Because 58 was me. And I am the bestest response giver in the world)
You: (Yes. Yes you are.)
You: (Then again, I also got a Pedobear and YGOTAS fan in this mess, however, I'd still think you're more awesome.)
Stranger: (......YGOTAS?)
You: (Yugioh The Abridged Series)
Stranger: (-_____________________________________________________________-)
You: (Why the long face. Haha get it?)
Stranger: (I am very very entertained by this)
You: (For some reason, I felt like you were gonna say "CARLOS")
Stranger: Tulio is still on the loose
Stranger: Carlos is the least of my prioritie
Stranger: s
Stranger: with an s
Stranger: at the end
Stranger: ...
Stranger: o.O
You: What is it with you and hispanic people?! :O
Stranger: I eat Hispanics for breakfast
You: D:
You: THAT'S HORRIFYING AND INCREDIBLY RACIST.
Stranger: Not racist!!
Stranger: They just taste the best
You: WELL IT'S STILL HORRIFYING.
Stranger: Its a simple fact
Stranger: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME ARTHUR
You: I AM JUDGING YOU.
Stranger: .....................................
You: BECAUSE YOU KEEP PULLING PRANKS ON ME.
Stranger: arthur.............................
Stranger: why..........................................
You: AND I AM CULTURALLY DIVERSE.
Stranger: must...................
Stranger: you....................
Stranger: hurt...............
Stranger: me................
Stranger: in..............
Stranger: this...........
Stranger: way...............
Stranger: arthur?
You: Alfred, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to hurt your feelings like that.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT IS TOO LATE
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: Arthur?
Stranger: Come back
Stranger: I'm so...LONELY WITHOUT YOU
You: I'm sorry for leaving you Alfred.
You: *Even though it was for a minute because the person roleplaying him had another window open orz*
Stranger: I would never leave YOU like that
You: Yes you would, you wanker!
You: YOU LEFT ME ALREADY!
Stranger: I forgot about that
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: How do forget about something BIG like that?
Stranger: All the coke
Stranger: I'm telling you
You: All the Coca Cola >.>
Stranger: no silly billy bear
Stranger: the COCAINE
Stranger: I only give you the Cola
You: Well, you can have that coke back! *Le pour*
You: *Trollface*
Stranger: ......................................................................................................
Stranger: thats okay
Stranger: I prefer pepsi
You: *Le pour on you, I meant.*
Stranger: -trollfacetimesten-
You: (Sorry for not being clear. orz)
Stranger: Y U NO SPEAK CLEARLY
You: BECAUSE I AM BRITISH AND YOU AMERICANS ARE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND ME.
Stranger: I am not American
Stranger: I am from Antarctica
Stranger: I live amongst the penguins.
You: Alfred, quit making shit up.
Stranger: I EAT SEA LIONS FOR BRUNCH
Stranger: DON'T TASE ME BRO
Stranger: DON'T TASE ME
You: >BRUNCH.
You: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FAT.
Stranger: I AM NOT FAT
You: YES YOU ARE, YOU WANKER.
Stranger: I AM JEWISH
Stranger: That means I'm filled with MONEY
You: SINCE WHEN?
Stranger: BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: BITCH YOU WERE BORN A CHRISTIAN OF SOME SORT.
Stranger: Mhmm. A Christian without Jesus
Stranger: I'm a Jew
You: GodDAMMIT, Alfred. You don't live in Antarctica and you are NOT Jewish.
Stranger: I'm a little teapot short and stout
You: *Still did pour coke on you*
Stranger: I'm a little cokepot?
You: Apparently.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: I like cocaine
You: *Le dumps cocaine into pool, because he's totally pms-ing right now*
Stranger: -swims in pool of drugs-
Stranger: its...its like a fairytale
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
Stranger: -trollface-
Stranger: You can never winnnnnn
You: DAMMIT, ALFRED! >o<
Stranger: You know you like itttt
You: What in blazes are you talking about?
Stranger: You know you love me
Stranger: XOXO
Stranger: Gossip Girl
Stranger: DAMN IT THE DRUGS ARE TAKING OVERRR
You: Alfred, stop being full of crap >///>
Stranger: I need a break
Stranger: from cocaine
Stranger: i like crack
You: Crack and Cocaine are the same thing, you idiot!
Stranger: THEN I'LL DO THEM BOTH
You: BUT YOU SAID.
You: I give up.
Stranger: I was making sure
Stranger: you knew the difference
Stranger: I need you to support my decision
You: What decision?
Stranger: The decision to become a playgirl
You: YOU?!
Stranger: yus
Stranger: do you support me
Stranger: ?
You: Do you even think you can become a playgirl?
Stranger: Have you seen this sexy body??
Stranger: -licks finger, runs it over lengthy gray chest hair-
You: Pffft, you're so ridiculously overweight.
Stranger: -shakes rolls-
Stranger: if you want my body
Stranger: and you think I'm SESSYYYY
You: You couldn't possibly be a playgirl.
Stranger: I'm attractive
You: *Holding back laughs*
Stranger: DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY
Stranger: DON'T YOU WANT ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: Really now Alfred! You spend all your time eating hamburgers and other shit. I really doubt you could become a playgirl.
Stranger: Young Arthur
Stranger: there are things called chubby chasers
You: I'm older than YOU, Alfred.
Stranger: BY FOUR YEARS!!!!
You: And even with that, you're hardly attractive enough to be a playgirl.
Stranger: I am going to burn your house down chap
You: You wanker! Why would you do that?
You: Just because I'm being honest!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: that is the EXACT reason
You: So, if I lied and said you would make a sexy playgirl, you wouldn't burn down my house.
Stranger: yes
You: Very well then.
You: *In a flat, completely unbelieveable voice* You would make a sexy playigrl, Alfred.
Stranger: LIAR
You: YOU WANTED ME TO LIE.
Stranger: I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO LIE TO ME
Stranger: YOU LIAR
You: I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED ME TO LIE. YOU SAID YES.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: you saidddd
Stranger: if i lied
Stranger: would i still burn your house down
Stranger: and i said no
Stranger: your house is saved
Stranger: but our relationship is RUINED
You: WELL I'M SORRY MY HOUSE MEANS MORE TO ME THAN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
Stranger: You could have come to Cabo...
Stranger: CABO
You: ....True.
You: But it's not like you haven't left me before! *still bringing that up*
Stranger: -never ever ever going to let you live down lying to me
Stranger: -
You: *Probably the least bad thing that you could never ever ever let him live down*
Stranger: AND
Stranger: AND
Stranger: -suicidal-
You: ALFRED, DON'T KILL YOURSELF.
You: YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
Stranger: according to you
Stranger: i am fat
Stranger: and ugly
Stranger: -suicidal-
You: I didn't mean any of that Alfred.
Stranger: are you lying to me AGAIN
You: No, I'm not.
You: (DON'T DO IT ARTHUR, YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIS TRICKS AGAIN)
You: Really, I actually...
Stranger: -pulls out gun-
You: YOU WANKER! WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?
Stranger: I'm a dangerous hooker murdering cocaine addict...
Stranger: really?
Stranger: this is the point you question
Stranger: ?
You: ...
Stranger: reallyyy...?
You: I was about to say something important to make you feel better, but now you have a bloody gun. Don't do anything you'll regret, Alfred.
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: its
Stranger: TOO LATE
You: ALFRED, I-I....
Stranger: YOU CAUSED THIS
You: I-I LO-
You: I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: You lie
Stranger: BANG
You: I'm not lying. I really do lov-*interrupted by said bang*
You: A-Alfred....?
Stranger: -echo of bang still ringing in the air-
You: I can't believe you did that, you idiot. *tears start rolling down his face*
Stranger: -bright lights surround the sound-
You: Please don't die on me, Alfred. I really do love you.... Please...
You: *Full out crying at this point*
Stranger: -silence-
Stranger: -utter...silence-
You: *It's just Arthur crying over a supposedly dead Alfred's body*
Stranger: pff.....pffffffffffttttttttttt
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: A-ALFRED?! YOU'RE ALIVE?
Stranger: It was just a bang gun
Stranger: it was blank
Stranger: only blanks in it
You: YOU BLOODY WANKER
You: *Raging like crazy*
Stranger: teehee
You: *Now crazy embarassed*
You: AGAIN.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you fell for ittt
You: You bugger. I can't believe you would do that AGAIN.
You: And I can't believe I fell for AGAIN.
Stranger: It was different
Stranger: this time it was suicide
You: >/////< Dammit, Alfred.
Stranger: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuu dad
You: *Once again, refusing to talk to you*
Stranger: But...but daddy
You: Since when do you call me dad, Alfred?
Stranger: since you became my faha
Stranger: *faja
You: You've never referred to me like that.
Stranger: well...now I feel guilty
You: About not calling me dad. I never cared if you did or not.
Stranger: no
Stranger: about making you bawl
You: -_- You don't feel guilty about that.
Stranger: I could!!
You: You probably don't though.

First off, here's some Omegle-inspired Hipster-Chuck.




Now, here's a parody of the Pokemon theme about Commies.

I wanna be a communist!
Like no one ever was!
Owning communally is my quest.
Equality is my cause!
I will discuss it across the land,
Spreading far and wide.
And Communists will understand,
The power that's inside
COMMUNISTS (Gotta spread it all)
It's you and me!
And we will share equally!
COMMUNISTS!
Oh! You're all my friends!
Communal Gov'ment til the END!
COMMUNISTS (Gotta spread it all)
Our thoughts so true
Communites pull us through
I make just as much as you!
COMMUNISTS
(Gotta spread it all)
(Gotta spread it all)
COMMUNISTS

OH MY GOD ALL OF THESE ARE SO OLD.

Warning, this gets weird.

Damn. I've seen enough media to know the the Evil, Follower, student friend is hated by the fan base. Where did you find this? It's cool.

Awww... Poor Foxx.
I found it here: http://en.genzu.net/sokan/
There's a bunch of other shit on there too, it's worth checking out.

In other news, have Youtube's latest fail.

It has literally been over a year since I updated this. Is that right?!
Anyway, here's my amazing life choice.