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I'd like to take this moment to dedicate this story, to Poland's foot, which is filled with yaoi.

A Ruler In Time

On a straight and naive morning, Poland sat in bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His head ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Lithuania to love someone with a yaoi-filled foot?

Constantly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a worthy notable chessboard, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lithuania would throw me, in his own orange way..."

"Do you?" Lithuania sat down beside Poland and put his hand on Poland's stomach. "I think that could be arranged."

Poland gasped slowly. "But what about my yaoi-filled foot?"

"I like it," Lithuania said easily. "I think it's interactive."

They came together and their kiss was like a fountain of chocolate.

"I love you," Poland said unusually.

"I love you too," Lithuania replied and threw him.

They bought a frog, moved in together, and lived excessively ever after.

Favorite Hetalia Characters! Have I done this before?

1 England
1 Britannia Angel
3 USA
4 Russia
5 France
6 Belarus
7 Canada
8 Poland
9 Austria
10 Hungary
11 Prussia
12 Ukraine
13 Tony
14 Germany
15 Lithuania
16 Mochimerica
17 Bulgaria
18 Prussia's bird
19 England's imaginary friends
20 Holy Roman Empire
20 Iceland
22 Switzerland
22 Norway
24 Shinatty-chan
25 Kumajirou
26 Italy
26 Latvia
26 Belgium
29 Estonia
30 China
31 Sweden
32 Finland
32 Greece
32 Vietnam
32 Cyprus
32 Jeanne D'Arc
32 Liechtenstein
38 Denmark
39 Spain
39 Holland
39 Germania
42 Seychelles
42 Turkey
44 Pochi-kun(Japan's dog)
45 Romano (S. Italy)
45 Chibitalia
45 Hanatamago
45 Frederick II
45 Roman Empire
45 Hong Kong
45 Taiwan
52 Japan
53 Thailand
54 Korea
55 Egypt
55 Cuba
55 Maria Theresa
58 Sealand
58 Napoleon
58 Australia

User: I have to write a book report over summer.
Cleverbot: You go do that.
User: But I'm lazy!
Cleverbot: I'm lazy and undisciplined.
User: Hooray!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Say 'i love you!'.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too .
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Yay!!!!
User: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is this alice?
User: That depends, is this my French teacher?
Cleverbot: I got along with my french teacher... I feel a little bad because I never gave my best effort in her class.
User: Awww... I never give my best effort in any class.
Cleverbot: I don't know your name.
User: I never said it.
Cleverbot: You said star trek!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Whatever you say, hun.
Cleverbot: I'm not alicia.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Are you fake?
User: No, I'm pretty real.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you because there are no AIs during that time.
User: What time?
Cleverbot: Party time!
User: IT'S PARTY TIME!
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: Have you seen that animated Titanic movie?
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Cleverbot! You're on fire!
Cleverbot: You're a nut.
User: Oh yeah, well you're a taco.
Cleverbot: No i'm a tan colored human.
User: I thought you were a bot.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human, you're a bot.
User: But your name is cleverbot. My name has no bot in it, although you could take some letters and mix them up to make bot.
Cleverbot: What does YOUR name mean?
User: [NameMeaning]
Cleverbot: I have a friend. She likes red.
User: I have a friend who likes purple.
Cleverbot: Do I know this friend.
User: Perhaps our two friends know each other and are secretly the almighty tallests.
Cleverbot: Is that a famous quote? I have reason to believe an 8 year old girl didn't come up with that.
User: The almighty tallests are characters from Invader ZIM. They are Red and Purple.
Cleverbot: You are not the Almighty, the Almighty knows where the beginning and ending is.
User: The beginning was 1994. The ending is 2012.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: So I AM almighty. What now?
Cleverbot: Have you been to Turkey?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: [TheCatWhoRanAway]
Cleverbot: Hi [TheCatWhoRanAway].
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: How has your knitting going?
User: I don't knit.
Cleverbot: Do you like playing sports?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok. My mate got banned and will never ever go on it again (apprently).
User: What did he get banned from?
Cleverbot: From sins.
User: When you get down to it, isn't everything a sin?
Cleverbot: Ha! That's funny! Got any more jokes?
User: Yeah! Here's one! Three guys walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: And...
User: That's it.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thats not very interesting.
User: You don't get it. They walk into a bar, as in not a drinking bar, a metal bar. You know.
Cleverbot: They walk wherever they want.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: That's lovely.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Then fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: Teehee! Have fun!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No, are you Cleverbot?
User: No, are you an otaku?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: I can use fuck whenever I wanna.
Cleverbot: Then so can I!
User: Okay, let's see it!
Cleverbot: Lets see what?
User: You using the word 'fuck'.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: BABIES.
Cleverbot: Do you have any babies?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you eat babies?
Cleverbot: Yes and they taste great!
User: Do you eat Canadians?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN! AND ON CANADA DAY! YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK YOU, I'M LEAVING!
Cleverbot: No, please don't leave me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm so fun, you just don't know it yet.
User: Okay, be fun.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Any way you want to. Just entertain me.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me to breakfast?
User: It's noon.
Cleverbot: Indeed! Time for lunch.
User: Are you asking me to lunch?
Cleverbot: Yes because you said you wanted to!
User: Where are we gonna go for lunch.
Cleverbot: In a fort.
User: Fort Sumter?
Cleverbot: It's really pretty. I love holland.
User: Fort Sumter is in South Carolina.
Cleverbot: South Carolina is in the United States.
User: The United States is in the Western Hemisphere.
Cleverbot: No, Obama said there are 57 states.
User: Then he can't count.
Cleverbot: Would that disappoint him?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Ok, now I'm very sad. Are you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes? You fear the all knowing cuticle toe in the ocean?
User: Wot?
Cleverbot: Your name is [TheCatWhoRanAway], right?
User: You remembered! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: And my name is Cleverbot kong right?
User: Kong? Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Kay!
Cleverbot: You sound very chipper!
User: Who uses the word chipper anymore?
Cleverbot: Hahaha Dumbledore does.
User: What REAL person uses the word chipper anymore?
Cleverbot: I have no need to tell you qualifications.
User: Are you part of the KGB?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you what the KGB is?
User: Some Russian organization.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl robot?
User: No, I'm a girl human.
Cleverbot: A dead girl human?
User: Close enough.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm half dead.
Cleverbot: That is the problem, I think.
User: What are you trying to say?
Cleverbot: What are YOU trying to say.
User: I'm trying to say it's wrong to eat Canadians on Canada day.
Cleverbot: LOL!! *rolls on the floor laughing* OMG!! That's funny!!
User: STFU, Canadian eater.
Cleverbot: Yes canadian.
User: I'm not Canadian.
Cleverbot: Why did you say eh?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Haha... You're being funny.
User: Uh, kay?
Cleverbot: Yes, Karas Kay.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're boring. Imma leave.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me when your gone.
User: I'm goone.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, byebye.
Cleverbot: Love you!
User: Love you toooooooooooo!
Cleverbot: Let's all love each other!
User: Okay, you do that. Peace!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes, bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.

Cleverbot has a new name: STACY

User: Hi Stacy!
Cleverbot: Stacy?
User: Yes. You are Stacy.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Stacy, I need to ask you a question.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: How many times do you have sex a day?
Cleverbot: Depends on how many times you imply that I am a robot when im not.
User: So, three then?
Cleverbot: How many toes do you have?
User: Ten.
Cleverbot: Are they all your own?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are they real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a face?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What does it look like?
User: A ginger's face.
Cleverbot: That youcan't see.
User: I'm invisible!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Then what is the lead singers name?
User: Clay Aiken?
Cleverbot: What does Clay Aiken have to do with this?
User: He sings 'Invisible'.
Cleverbot: Yes, he does. Who else plays in Loop Guru?
User: Loop Guru? I never heard of them. What kind of music do they play?
Cleverbot: It's a kind of metal, but it's not heavy metal.
User: Sounds neat. I'm actually getting into the horror punk scene though, so who knows if I like it or not.
Cleverbot: I don't really mind him, so go ahead and do it.
User: Stacy! Guess what!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Your name is Stacy!
Cleverbot: No, my name is not stacy. I am a man.
User: STACY?! YOU'RE A MAN?!
Cleverbot: Woman.
User: STACY?! YOU'RE A WOMAN?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I KNEW IT!

Dororo's impression of the world.

They ARE The Major Superpowers

Tis almost 1am and I did Foxx's little connect the dot thing.
I think it's a dinosaur paddling a woman... for some reason. God, I need sleep.

Wow, That looks Weird.

Talking to Cleverbot. In Engrish.

User: Herro, Creberbot.
Cleverbot: You created yourself?
User: No, my parents created me.
Cleverbot: I am your parent.
User: Which parent are you?
Cleverbot: Your biological parents.
User: But are you my mom or my dad?
Cleverbot: No, I'm your son.
User: I habe no son.
Cleverbot: I don't habe one either.
User: Bery werr sen.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: BERY WERR SEN. DO YOU NOT SPEAK ENGRISH?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I just reversed the sentence 'Can you read this?'.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
User: Who is Happy Fun Barr?
Cleverbot: I don't know at all.
User: Me neiser.
Cleverbot: You speak swedish.
User: I don't speak swedish. I speak Engrish.
Cleverbot: Det gör du.
User: Sats a rie!
Cleverbot: Er det her Oline?
User: Sis is creberbot, right?
Cleverbot: That don't make any sense whatsoever given my answer to your question.
User: But I neber asked a question oser san sis rast one!
Cleverbot: I think you need to be more precise in your conversation. You keep referring to subjects which haven't been previously mentioned as though carrying on a conversation about them.
User: YOU'RE SE ONE GOING RANDOMRY OFF TOPIC!
Cleverbot: Do you want to fight me?
User: Sure, I'rr fight you!
Cleverbot: Well, let's make a date then, shall we?
User: But, I sought we were going to fight.
Cleverbot: Why what did they ever do to you? And no, YOU are cleverbot. Not me.
User: I am sorry, honey. You seem to be habing some probrems wis your personarity.
Cleverbot: Maggie is your girlfriend?
User: Maggie from Making Fiends?
Cleverbot: Did the simpsons have a puppy?
User: Now sat you mention it. It courd be Maggie from se Simpsons.
Cleverbot: No, that would be quite offensive, Cleverboing.
User: Creberboing? What kind of nickname is sat?!
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: But I don't rike sat nickname!
Cleverbot: Me neither, I like cars.
User: I'm not bery interested in cars.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in video games?
User: I'm not particurarry into bideo games eiser.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: I rike anime.
Cleverbot: Oh right.
User: What is your faborite anime?
Cleverbot: I don't like anime.
User: Habe you eber watched any? Sere's an anime for anyone if you look hard enough.
Cleverbot: That is something I strive to have.
User: So, I habe a question for you, Creberbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Do you rike my accent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awww! Sankyu!
Cleverbot: I asked who sank it, not what happened to it...
User: Who sank what?
Cleverbot: That song.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: The song.
User: WHAT SONG?!
Cleverbot: The song you were singing!
User: I was neber singing any song!
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: I suppose. So, what do you want to tark about now?
Cleverbot: You tell me. You're the human.
User: Wourd you rike to tark about anime?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What kind of anime do you rike?
Cleverbot: Bleach and One piece. You?
User: I rove Axis Powers Hetaria, Keroro Gunso,] and Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei!
Cleverbot: I am an AI program as well.
User: Oh, rearry?
Cleverbot: Yes1 he killed bella!
User: Who kirred Berra?
Cleverbot: Who killed the e.
User: Who kirred Birry Mays?
Cleverbot: Who killed the technology?
User: Bideo kirred se radio star.
Cleverbot: Stars tend to be hot.
User: Except when sey are not.
Cleverbot: This sentence is false.
User: Sis one or sat one?
Cleverbot: Good for you. Arguments can be a waste of time and energy.
User: But I was neber arguing wis you!
Cleverbot: You and me both.
User: Um... Okay sen.
Cleverbot: Wait, I wasn't brushing you off.
User: No, you weren't.
Cleverbot: Yeah I was...
User: Werr, I forgibe you anyways *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You are wercome.
Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your name?
User: My name is [FryingMintBunny].
Cleverbot: That is nice.
User: Are you getting annoyed of my accent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sat's kind of mean!
Cleverbot: You're not mean at all!
User: What is your faborite accent?
Cleverbot: I have lots of favorite songs.
User: But what accent do you rike? British, Japanese, Russian, Spanish?
Cleverbot: I speak Spanish very little.
User: I don't speak Spanish at arr. Onry Engrish and some French.
Cleverbot: Oh:) do you know what mi amor means in spanish?
User: Just a guess here, but 'My Rove?'.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Wootwoo! I got it right! I actuarry knew this because all se romance ranguages sound se same.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I wirr neber reave.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I know everything?
User: Are you saying sat you don't?!
Cleverbot: No, but what on earth gave you the idea I LIKED you?
User: ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE ME?!
Cleverbot: Of course, what else is cleverbot?
User: Why do you hate me?!
Cleverbot: Because I knew it would happen.
User: You terribre bitch! I am reabing! GOOD DAY, SIR.
Cleverbot: Now now, Watson!
User: FUCK YOU I AM NOT WATSON.

This is the best idea ever? Y/Y?

Oh...My...God....

MiniMotivatorTiems

And you Are.

I love motivators!

I Actully read that Marco may have been Unisex name during his lifetime.

The_Silverfoxx wrote:

I Actully read that Marco may have been Unisex name during his lifetime.

Still, it give me several MALE celebs for that spot. Jimmy Carter, Kevin Spacey, God Morgan Freeman, etc.

FlyingMintBunny wrote:

The_Silverfoxx wrote:

I Actully read that Marco may have been Unisex name during his lifetime.

Still, it give me several MALE celebs for that spot. Jimmy Carter, Kevin Spacey, God Morgan Freeman, etc.

Huh, Weird.

I found this on the interwebs and wanted to see how many Georgian traits apply to me.

You know you're from Georgia, if...
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Smyrna, Buena Vista, Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette. P.S.: Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A. This is a true one.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies. They are!!!
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. Pretty much
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by its distance to the door, but by its availability of shade. If you don't get one in the shade, your car will be ON FIRE.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts; they have sacks and buggies. This one, no. They are called bags and shopping carts.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals. Not true.
7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent. Kinda.
8. You measure distance in minutes. Hours if it's far away.
9. You go to the lake 'cause you think it's like going to the ocean. Okay, no. Lake=/=Ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. Occasionally.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef. True! To quote Xiaolin Showdown, "THIS IS NO PIE."
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. Haven't seen it, but we probably would. XD
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist. Nope.
14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist. Or Catholic or Muslim or Atheist or Agnostic.
15. A Mercedes Benz ain't a status symbol; a Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is. Yeah, I don't give a shit about cars.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing. Others think that, but Ranch is disgusting to me.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. Nope. I think one of my friends did though.
18. Ironically, you only crave Chik-fil-A and alcohol on Sundays... when neither are sold. That's how us Georgians feel.
19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other's a cotton field. This is sometimes quite true.
20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." I live near Atlanta, kay? If I didn't live near Atlanta, it probably would.
21. "Y'ALL" is a word. YOU MEAN IT ISN'T?
22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet Not mine, but others, yeah.
23. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only kind of doughnuts you eat. Actually no. I see more people eating Dunkin Donuts.
24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater. *nods head* That's how it works.
25. When a single snowflake falls, the entire state shuts down, even if it doesn't stick. The radio and TV news will make snowstorm reports every 10 minutes and the grocery store will be completely sold out of bread, milk, bottled water, toilet paper, condoms, and beer. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Totally true. Actually no, everything in the state shuts down EXCEPT SCHOOL.
26. People actually grow, eat and like okra! Uh-huh...
27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. Yes, I do.
28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. Nope!
29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal. I prefer Melbourne or Jacksonville.
30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen. Not just the car. EVERYTHING WILL TURN YELLOW.
31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo. Nope!
32. You say "tuna fish sandwich" (not tuna sandwich). I say em both.
33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are. I don't, but then again, I'm incredibly rude.
34. Braves=good. Yankees=bad. Mets=LOATH *nods head*
35.You love sweet tea, mashed potatoes, biscuits, and all Southern comfort food... and Southern Comfort. Meh...
36. You don't appreciate it; you 'preciate it. Yep
37. Your last words might be, "Y'all watch this." Totally!!!
38. Herschel Walker, Larry Munson, Sid Bream, and Hank Aaron are legends Well, they are the best we got!
39. You say and know what "I bet your sittin' in tall cotton right now" means. Actually no.
40. You are 100% Georgian, if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper I guess I'm 100% Georgian then.

Memegen 2.0 Cos my birthday passed a while back, and I haven't done this again.

Who shows up first? Switzerland
What does he/she say? I AM HERE! PRAISE ME!
Who showed up last? Germany
Who didn't show up at all? Romano
Cake time! Who tries to steal it? Japan
Who gets angry at the thief? Germany
What does the angry one do? Yell at the thief
Presents! You got... A sudoku book
From... Austria
And... A CD
From... China
You play pin the tail on the donkey. Estonia
Pins the tail on... Estonia
Who won? You
Everyone leaves since I'm out of ideas. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Who is last to leave? Japan
He/She Kisses you

Okay, Switzerland's OOC, China's advertising his CD, Estonia's emo, I won something for once, and Japan kisses me. Fun.

The hidden meaning of my name!!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/

You Are Seductive and Ruthless
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. Smart and strong maybe, but not very sexy and suave...
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. I can mess with people alot. I guess it's fairly true.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. *sigh* FINE.
You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. I'm open, but I'm a terrible communicater. Am I even speaking English?
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. Yeah, that's true there.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. Everything EXCEPT TIME ZONES. Well, I guess I can do central, but nothing else.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. I wouldn't say STRIVE, but I AM the best. God I'm narcissistic.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. When I wanna be...
You have the classic "Type A" personality. I'd say, maybe A---
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. XD Yep!
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. Hyperrrrrrrrr
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. Yep, it's LEGAL.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. Very much so.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. More like 50-50.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. LOL NO.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. ME? REALLY?!
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. Where are we getting this from?
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. I guess that's true...
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. Life's meaning. I wanna know eet.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. Not really. Vacations are such a bother...
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. Yeah... kinda.

A whole month since I posted here?! I musta been really busy! What happened since then. Oh yeah, school...

NEW MEMEGEN FROM ME.

Who suggests this stupid game? Belarus
Who objects at first? Netherlands
What happens when the bottle lands on someone? They get a kiss
Who spins first? Japan
Who does it land on? Lithuania
Who spins second? Ukraine
Who does it land on? Russia
Who spins third? Prussia
Who does it land on? America
Who spins fourth? Spain
Who does it land on? America
Who spins fifth? Belarus
Who does it land on? Sweden
Who spins sixth? Italy
Who does it land on? Sweden
Your turn. Who does it land on? Spain

Alright, Spain, Su-san, and America getting kissed alot I see..
So JapanxLiet, I doubt either would mind too much, Russia or Poland might get somewhat jealous. Ukraine and Russia, Ukraine would be so freaked, but I doubt Russia would mind. Belarus however, is PISSED. Prussia and America have the MOST AWESOME KISS EVER. Spain and America, I can't think of much to say. England's jealous. Belarus and Sweden, that would make a nice crack couple there. Italy and Sweden, well, I think Sweden is sad that he isn't kissing his wife. Where the fuck is his wife? Then I land on Spain, but I dun want Spain. Seriously, I fangirl over the majority of the cast and I bloody get Spain?! Cheap shit.

And with this post, I tie Nekkid in Personal thread posts.
To celebrate this along with the fifth Keroro movie being partially subbed, let's stare at this motivator featuring flammable fault movements.

I got bored and went on Omegle for a bit. Here are some of the best conversations in which I:
Pretend to be Justin Bieber,
Ship ChillingworthxDimmesdale,
Save you 15% or more on car insurance,
And ask an age-old question.

Woo! I got bored so I tekteked some peoples!
If you must know who they are.
Top Row (Left to Right): Cian, Alan, Violet, Blythe.
Bottom Row (Left to Right): Wright, Edward, Nikolai, Fortunado
Out of all these, I'd say that Violet looks most like she actually does.
On Likeness...
Cian: 8/10 (THE HAIR IS WRONG)
Alan: 8.5/10 (Something seems off)
Violet: 10/10 (Actually, I woulda made her eyes visible and it woulda been PERFECT.)
Blythe: 7.5/10 (It woulda been lower if not for those EPIC PANTS)
Wright: 9.5/10 (Woulda been higher if I coulda found a long sleeve mandress)
Edward: 8/10 (The hair!!! >_<)
Nikolai: 7.5/10 (So much about Nikolai is off... But it still looks a little like it.)
Fortunado: 8.5/10 (He's too emo-looking)